Fake troll thread titles - give us your best!!

splattsmier said:

I missed this fiasco, so I spent the last couple hours Google-ing and YouTube-ing; wow. Funny stuff. A part of me wishes I had made it into the hobby to catch the "Cooper's scandal."

Okay, back on topic...

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Did you watch his 10 part series on a yeast starter? Talk about crazy

I was told to be really anal about sanitation how do I het my fermentation bucket up there

How much do you guys charge people for a case of home brew?

Yeast strains & isolation: is there anything Pillsbury biscuits can't do?

Poop on your pussie. Think I just said that,and totally appropriate.

How many mosquitoes does it take to extract enough pee to make a 5 gallon batch of skeeter pee?

gcdowd said:

How many mosquitoes does it take to extract enough pee to make a 5 gallon batch of skeeter pee?

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Lol i made that joke already

I am an idiot. (I bet it'd get some replies.)

1-pint brewers UNITE!!! How to brew beer in mason jars.

mragin said:

1-pint brewers UNITE!!! How to brew beer in mason jars.

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We will have so much room for recreations

Will Girls drinking homebrew flash their breast at me?

Beer pong with Heady Topper?

gcdowd said:

Beer pong with Heady Topper?

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I really want to find a group of college kids playing beer pong, let them get a couple games in, then swap out whatever swill they were using for Duvel. Is that wrong?

How much Scotch do you normally add to a scotch ale

drainbamage said:

I really want to find a group of college kids playing beer pong, let them get a couple games in, then swap out whatever swill they were using for Duvel. Is that wrong?

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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me

hillybilly said:

Will Girls drinking homebrew flash their breast at me?

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This is for FAKE trolls! Not real ones!

I'm drinking coors light and the mountains aren't blue. Is it ruined?

Anyone else prefer Keystone over this Craft crap?

How much curry do I use for IPA's?

Swarley88 said:

How much curry do I use for IPA's?

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oooooof! hahahahaha!

Can I make a hefe even if I haven't met Hugh or been to the playboy mansion

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > Beginners Beer Brewing Forum > should i call an ambulance of have another beer?

This thread was a hoot

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/should-i-call-ambulance-have-another-beer-409202/

That might be easier

Which tribe invented Indian Pale Ale?

I want to build my own wort chiller, but don't have enough fallopian tube...

Pitched yeast 10 minutes ago and still no sign of fermentation. Is it ruined?

Out of corn sugar, primed bottles with mini-marshmallows. Screwed?

Can someone teach me how to distill beer?

My beer smells like Coors Lite is it OK to drink

Cat urine flavor/smell. Is this normal? Used 300oz of Simcoe and 900oz of citra hops because my bro said they were good. Help!

boydsbitchinbrews said:

Can someone teach me how to distill beer?

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You can buy it. It is called "Single Malt Scotch"

oakbarn said:

You can buy it. It is called "Single Malt Scotch"

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How long do I have to secondary my Scotch Ale before it turns into Scotch?

I'm making a southern cross ipa with pacific jade/motueka/galaxy hops. Since these are all from the Southern Hemisphere where the water flows backward. Do I have to do things backward while brewing such as stirring or boil before I mash etc

drainbamage said:

How long do I have to secondary my Scotch Ale before it turns into Scotch?

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I like to age mine for 18 years, but some only age theirs for 10, 12, or 16. A few go all out and go for 30 years. Also, I never dry hop when ageing this long, but do add a sardine in for just a second to give my "scotch" that authenic Islay ageing taste.

I prefer brown glass for mine but I have heard of ageing in clear, but would not suggest it.

I've got cockroaches in my hops. I know hop spiders are good but I can't find any information on hop roaches! Help!

h4mmy86 said:

I've got cockroaches in my hops. I know hop spiders are good but I can't find any information on hop roaches! Help!

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Does this mean you can smoke your hops?:fro:

"Kombucha gave me LSD-like symptoms" - brand new one

It says to steep my grains but my stove is level should I put some books under two of the legs

Swarley88 said:

"Kombucha gave me LSD-like symptoms" - brand new one

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Haha I saw that. Instant classic

hillybilly said:

It says to steep my grains but my stove is level should I put some books under two of the legs

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I nearly spit my drink when I read this!
It's decent on a second read, but when I first read it... Damn!

What the hell was Jimmy Carter thinking when he legalized home brewing?