First off, you have to be able to handle really bad tasting beer to agree to this job! I'll ship a couple to you.
My batting average with homebrewing is really starting to SUCK. All extract kits from Midwest. Muntons Dry Yeast on all but the wheat. started sanitizing with bleach, now use StarSan. 5 gallon bucket fermenter. Have Better Bottles with the racking adapters, etc. which i have used for secondary. have used RO water, tap water (Macon, GA was voted the nations' best drinking water in 2008 or 2009), spring water. Use a copper wort chiller, no aerator, just shake fermenter. have always rehydrated my dry yeast. do not keg, just use bottles. use a bottling bucket. Of 5 batches:
1. first batch was good, bit band-aidy (plastic burps) but good. Sierra Nevada Clone. knew nothing about what i was doing but all the beer was quickly polished off. used bleach so probably didn't rinse good.
2. Tried a Lemon Coriander Wheat- still hasn't carbonated after approx. 4 months. What i've tasted is drinkable but not great. my fermenter still smells like this batch which used Danstar
3. Newcastle Clone. Dumped. Absolutely undrinkable, not going to get better. I know that's a cardinal sin but you couldn't even smell this stuff much less drink it. tasted really bad out of the fermenter. I thought it would get better. It got worse.
4. Pumpkin Ale- does not taste like beer. Tastes like a toned down version of the Newcastle that was dumped. Hint of spice but overall: bad. any pumpkin drowned out by the horrible first impression and aftertaste. Tasted like that out of the fermenter.
5. Irish Red Ale- tastes just like the pumpkin. Bad. Close to saying undrinkable but still bottle conditioning after 1.5 months. I really went all out on this one. Followed the advice I read here that quoted Chris Colby (one time editor of BYO magazine or something) of how to brew a great extract beer. Same bad smell and taste out of the fermenter. Has gotten worse in bottles not better.
I need someone who knows what the heck they're doing to taste a pumpkin and irish red and see what in the world i'm doing wrong. I've poured tons of money into this hobby (way more than i should have), I've studied this forum, books, websites, etc, bought all the right stuff. I love beer. I want to brew good beer and from what i read here, it's very possible. I can only type so much here and i know there are so many variables but man, if someone would take me under their wing, I would be SO grateful. I feel like my technique is solid but something's breaking down somewhere. I need help finding that. There's not a huge brewing community in small town Georgia so I'm kind of on my own for now. No LHBS.
I've got a $50 Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Clone recipe with my first liquid yeast in the fridge waiting to be brewed (even bought a stir plate for starters) but I'm scared to ruin another batch until i get some feedback from someone. Any advice and help appreciated.
My batting average with homebrewing is really starting to SUCK. All extract kits from Midwest. Muntons Dry Yeast on all but the wheat. started sanitizing with bleach, now use StarSan. 5 gallon bucket fermenter. Have Better Bottles with the racking adapters, etc. which i have used for secondary. have used RO water, tap water (Macon, GA was voted the nations' best drinking water in 2008 or 2009), spring water. Use a copper wort chiller, no aerator, just shake fermenter. have always rehydrated my dry yeast. do not keg, just use bottles. use a bottling bucket. Of 5 batches:
1. first batch was good, bit band-aidy (plastic burps) but good. Sierra Nevada Clone. knew nothing about what i was doing but all the beer was quickly polished off. used bleach so probably didn't rinse good.
2. Tried a Lemon Coriander Wheat- still hasn't carbonated after approx. 4 months. What i've tasted is drinkable but not great. my fermenter still smells like this batch which used Danstar
3. Newcastle Clone. Dumped. Absolutely undrinkable, not going to get better. I know that's a cardinal sin but you couldn't even smell this stuff much less drink it. tasted really bad out of the fermenter. I thought it would get better. It got worse.
4. Pumpkin Ale- does not taste like beer. Tastes like a toned down version of the Newcastle that was dumped. Hint of spice but overall: bad. any pumpkin drowned out by the horrible first impression and aftertaste. Tasted like that out of the fermenter.
5. Irish Red Ale- tastes just like the pumpkin. Bad. Close to saying undrinkable but still bottle conditioning after 1.5 months. I really went all out on this one. Followed the advice I read here that quoted Chris Colby (one time editor of BYO magazine or something) of how to brew a great extract beer. Same bad smell and taste out of the fermenter. Has gotten worse in bottles not better.
I need someone who knows what the heck they're doing to taste a pumpkin and irish red and see what in the world i'm doing wrong. I've poured tons of money into this hobby (way more than i should have), I've studied this forum, books, websites, etc, bought all the right stuff. I love beer. I want to brew good beer and from what i read here, it's very possible. I can only type so much here and i know there are so many variables but man, if someone would take me under their wing, I would be SO grateful. I feel like my technique is solid but something's breaking down somewhere. I need help finding that. There's not a huge brewing community in small town Georgia so I'm kind of on my own for now. No LHBS.
I've got a $50 Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Clone recipe with my first liquid yeast in the fridge waiting to be brewed (even bought a stir plate for starters) but I'm scared to ruin another batch until i get some feedback from someone. Any advice and help appreciated.