Favorite curse word combinations

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Favorite cursing combo

  • Whorebitch

  • assbag

  • crapwad

  • lovemonkey

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Fecking ear stapling gasrag, popoff lederhosen sniffer.

Now your thread has been rendered irremediably lame by my appearance. No further posting, whore or otherwise will occur. I am, as they say in the industry, a cooler.

Now, back to the time warp. Or maybe I never left it. Whatever.
 
I voted as$bag, although I much prefer as$clown. Use it in a sentence you say, ok here it goes. The as$clownery in this thread is getting out of control. ;)
 
Anything that involves adding a$$ or ****** to the front of it works well for me..

A$$hat is a given...But *****epaddle, *****tail, *****canoe...they are great as well.
 
Jesus Fcku!- My choice for an expression of anger. I also like: C*cksucker!

Sh!thouse- a good way to show quantities. i.e. You've got a whole sh!thouse full of beer stockpiled there! Also good for saying how well you appreciate the female anatomy: "Holy fcku, she's built like a brick sh!thouse!

Dick. A good adjective starter. Dickhead, dickwad, dicksmack, etc. Also effective all by itself.


EDIT: BTW, I can't believe no one's said Elitist A$$ C#nt yet!
 
bumblefeck is a good one.

what about turdburgler. thats an old beavis and butthead one.

I think the old Jackass is still my fave though.
 
Lately, my curse combo of choice while driving is "stupid f*cking c*nt"

*****enozzle has been making some appearances...
 
I used to use "motherf*cker" but then I started using "uncle f*cker" and I think I like it better. The term "motherf*cker" has become too common. Its meaning has been lost. People just don't get as offended by it as they should. So I started using "uncle f*cker". It seems to be pretty effective.
 
I've always liked fvckrag and fvcknugget mcfvckface. Any combo containing the word '******' is great as well.
 
deathweed said:
I personally like sarcastabiich.... :D
Click to expand...

Isn't that a super hero, or rather heroette?

And now for the adventures of "sarcastabiich"

She'll cast aspersions on your manhood, insult your brew sculpture and burn your dinner faster than a speeding menstrual cycle.

She's sarcastabiich (engage reverb)

Coming to a couch near you.

Brought to you by the makers of Bidjslap, now that's refreshing.
 
nah dude, the best ones are the combos that make little/no sense and are totally off-the-wall. I submit to you:

tw@t-waffle
******-canoe
 
I like interjecting the F word into the middle of other words.

i.e. unbe-f'ing-lievable, gi-f'ing-normous, halle-f'ing-lujah
 

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