itzkramer said:@Jordan: ...if you only knew. This man is the epitome of white trash. Most of our conversations involve him telling me about the last great thing he has fixed on his beat up 1990 Cadillac (which will always be ready to drive "next month").
If that wasn't enough, I watched his wife cut the entire front lawn (the only time that it was actually done all year), in her bra, with an....electric weed wacker.
99% of the time I listen to him and make small talk because I'm a nice guy. But sometimes he's a bit too much.
Please help me!
I watched my neighbor edge his lawn with a skill saw. He's not white trash but an eccentric weirdo. He also dropped a tree on his house that took out his power line which blew the transformer on the pole knocking out power to most of the neighborhood. At least he hasn't bothered me about my home brewing yet. He might try to smoke my hops.