Conversation at my mother's house...

Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned.

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I dated a half-Hispanic half-Asian woman for five years. You want to talk about women scorned...

shecky said:

Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.

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Sounds like the "mexican girl" mentioned in the Tom Russell song "The Eyes of Roberto Duran."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkXP7T-c78U&feature=related]YouTube - Roberto Durán - Tom Russell song[/ame]

Fingers said:

Jeez. I had to ask SWMBO what fuschia is. Guess what? It's pink. Why didn't you just say 'pink'?

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I think I just realized what is bothering me so much about this..... The ol' saying, "Two in the fuschia, one in the stink" just doesn't have the same ring to it anymore....

bernerbits said:

Dude, I want my mom to get married so she doesn't end up moving in with me!

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She must be something to live with if you're willing to pawn her off on Revvy!

my apologizes. I thought you meant the post you had quoted before saying it was sigged. That's why I didn't see it. Congratulations! You are more important that I now! And that's saying something! It's saying you are now the 2nd to Least important person on HBT

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And there's nothing I aspire to more than being a little bit less of a loser!

ChshreCat said:

My wife is latina as well so I know ALL about that. I actually took a class at the community college about Latin American history and culture that helped me a lot in understanding her and why she reacts to some things in certain ways.

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MY BROTHER, MY FRIEND!!!!

She must be something to live with if you're willing to pawn her off on Revvy!

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Meh. He homebrews. How bad can it be? As long as I don't have to start calling him Dad...

bernerbits said:

I dated a half-Hispanic half-Asian woman for five years. You want to talk about women scorned...

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Talk about a racial reference for Sexual content.
I myself have never had a fish taco. Let alone a sushi taco!

This thread need moved to members area to content. Pony up BrownieBites I mean Bernerbits

Pony up BrownieBites

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After all that I ended up marrying a blonde white woman of course. And you'll have to wait until my tax refund gets direct deposited. Christmas did a number on my checking account.

IrregularPulse said:

......This thread need moved to members area to content. Pony up BrownieBites I mean Bernerbits

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Sounds like someone is being called out..... by the really ugly woman! Dang, that avatar is just freaky!

bernerbits said:

Meh. He homebrews. How bad can it be? As long as I don't have to start calling him Dad...

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You say that now.... But when people start posting in threads about infections like, "Well, bernerbit's dad should be along shortly to help you out"... Well, you get the picture.

Hey waitaminute....waitafreking minute....

Fushia's pink??? I thought it was a hideous light blue...

SO this pic here? yourrealyou : photos : 3_Bridal Party and Family- powered by SmugMug

Number 66 of 96....Is your MOM????

WOW....She's actually quite attractive.

And she LIKE Barleywines????


Come to poppa, sonny

Revvy said:

Hey waitaminute....waitafreking minute....

Fushia's pink??? I thought it was a hideous light blue...

SO this pic here? yourrealyou : photos : 3_Bridal Party and Family- powered by SmugMug

Number 66 of 96....Is your MOM????

WOW....She's actually quite attractive.

And she LIKE Barleywines????

Come to poppa, sonny

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Ohhh fsck. I may have made a mistake. How egregious a violation of causality would it be to go back in time and un-start this thread?

bull8042 said:

I think I just realized what is bothering me so much about this..... The ol' saying, "Two in the fuschia, one in the stink" just doesn't have the same ring to it anymore....

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OH NO!!!
NOT THE.....SHOCKER!!!!!

wow, I went to lunch and came back and this thread has blown the F up!

Hey...who were the musicians for the wedding? I swear the Keyboard player used to be on Live Jazz Radio show I used to co-produce and Direct on WDET.

bernerbits said:

After all that I ended up marrying a blonde white woman of course. And you'll have to wait until my tax refund gets direct deposited. Christmas did a number on my checking account.

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I feel the pain on that one. Not the white blonde wife, I went that route as well.

bull8042 said:

Sounds like someone is being called out..... by the really ugly woman! Dang, that avatar is just freaky!

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Alright already I'll change my avatar. Just need to find a different picture jeesh

dataz722 said:

wow, I went to lunch and came back and this thread has blown the F up!

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I was afraid to leave for lunch cause I didn't want to miss anything, But figure I better go get wrapping paper for SWMBO's birthday gift or the consequences would be MUCH worse than missing a thread! Even this ONE!

I swear the Keyboard player used to be on Live Jazz Radio show I used to co-produce and Direct on WDET.

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It's entirely possible. That's my dad and he grew up in Detroit.

As a side note, WTF is going on here? Revvy's crushing on my mom AND my dad. Sorry Revvy, my dad is actually spoken for. Horny bastid.

bernerbits said:

It's entirely possible. That's my dad and he grew up in Detroit.

As a side note, WTF is going on here? Revvy's crushing on my mom AND my dad. Sorry Revvy, my dad is actually spoken for. Horny bastid.

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Be happy nobody's crushing on your wife.

Yet.

What's fuchsia?

I'm NOT crushing on your dad....I'm just saying I might know your dad...he looks so freaking familiar.

Your mom on the other hand I am crushing on...she's quite lovely.

Revvy said:

I'm NOT crushing on your dad....I'm just saying I might know your dad...he looks so freaking familiar.

Your mom on the other hand I am crushing on...she's quite lovely.

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And this is Chuck Woolery on Love Connection. We'll be back in two, and two.

shecky said:

Be happy nobody's crushing on your wife.

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I would actually take that one as an insult.

Talloak said:

What's fuchsia?

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OOOH OOOH OOOH Mr. Kotter Mr. Kotter...I JUST learned this 10 minutes ago....

This is Fuchsia.




Not like I thought, powdered blue.

Revvy said:

Hey waitaminute....waitafreking minute....

Fushia's pink??? I thought it was a hideous light blue...

SO this pic here? yourrealyou : photos : 3_Bridal Party and Family- powered by SmugMug

Number 66 of 96....Is your MOM????

WOW....She's actually quite attractive.

And she LIKE Barleywines????


Come to poppa, sonny

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Is this the one you were looking at? yourrealyou : photos : 3_Bridal Party and Family- powered by SmugMug #64

JEEZ Revvy! She is way too young for you! She is a cute little thing though....

bernerbits said:

It's entirely possible. That's my dad and he grew up in Detroit.

As a side note, WTF is going on here? Revvy's crushing on my mom AND my dad. Sorry Revvy, my dad is actually spoken for. Horny bastid.

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I think it's gone beyond crush. Just look at that cocky smirk! Better break out the fathers day cards BrownieBite


I woulda made it look better but the rate this thread moves, I didn't have much time.

I give this thread another day and it will be up there with "Red".....

IrregularPulse said:

I think it's gone beyond crush.

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IrregularPulse shoots, and he scores.
Simply classic.:rockin:

What's fuchsia?

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It's entirely possible you're behind by a few pages.

Well Played IP!!! Well Played!!!

Be happy nobody's crushing on your wife.

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They'd better be.

dataz722 said:

I would actually take that one as an insult.

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Yep!

bernerbits said:

It's entirely possible you're behind by a few pages.

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No he just owns a dictionary!

bernerbits said:

They'd better be.

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You really want to invite that?
You must have an industrial size can of worms with an equally large opener.

This is what my Dad says:

I played for some kind of open forum music show for some radio station; vaguely remember it being in 1969 or 1970

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You really want to invite that?
You must have an industrial size can of worms with an equally large opener.

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People don't find my wife attractive, then something is wrong. All I'm sayin'.

bernerbits said:

People don't find my wife attractive, then something is wrong. All I'm sayin'.

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Oh, she's definitely attractive, as I said earlier.
But there are some dirty old men around here.


Me, I'm just old.

But there are some dirty old men around here.

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Lucky for me, dirty old men turn my wife off

shecky said:

And this is Chuck Woolery on Love Connection. We'll be back in two, and two.

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Wow, you are a man of many talents!

bull8042 said:

Wow, you are a man of many talents!

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And I have fantastic hair.

IrregularPulse said:

I think it's gone beyond crush. Just look at that cocky smirk! Better break out the fathers day cards BrownieBite

I woulda made it look better but the rate this thread moves, I didn't have much time.

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Now this, this.... now I'm scared.