This week's annoying town is Athens, Ohio. Apparently it is a college town rather close to West Virginia. Aside from other professional annoyances, my wife was sexually harrassed by a college kid who works the cheese counter part time. It was so absurd I actually laughed at first. Now that I'm rather tired of her not being home this week, I think about this and want to pull this little idiot's underwear waistband up over his head and choke him to death with them. I know that this isnt possible because of proximity and the limits of underwear elasticity but its a specious mental picture nonetheless.
This morning I woke up with a hangover, and on monday I was brilliant enough to prepare and eat pork tails, which are so greasy I wound up on the hopper for an hour. I forgot my phone this morning.
I'm really not sure how I functioned when I was single.