penguinfogel
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I just did a top ten signs your a beer snob post on my blog and had alot of fun, so I was wondering what other people would come up with. Here are my ten to start out.
1 Your wife thought you were to pretentious and left you for a wine snob
2 You spend so much time sniffing the beer that it looks like your trying to drink through your nose
3 You believe that Europe is the only place good beer comes from
4 You actually enjoy drinking beer from Dogfish Head
5 Youve never bought a six pack for less then $12
6 When the beer at a party costs less then a days wages you sit and pout, then spend the rest of the night lamenting that this kind of thing would never happen in Europe
7 Even official beer judges envy your ability to write a book on your opinion for every single beer you try
8 You dont drink anything that isnt thick enough to float a quarter on
9 You mortgaged your home so you can afford beer for the month
10 You go to a resteraunt and order wine because the only thing they have that comes close to your definition of beer is Blue Moon
1 Your wife thought you were to pretentious and left you for a wine snob
2 You spend so much time sniffing the beer that it looks like your trying to drink through your nose
3 You believe that Europe is the only place good beer comes from
4 You actually enjoy drinking beer from Dogfish Head
5 Youve never bought a six pack for less then $12
6 When the beer at a party costs less then a days wages you sit and pout, then spend the rest of the night lamenting that this kind of thing would never happen in Europe
7 Even official beer judges envy your ability to write a book on your opinion for every single beer you try
8 You dont drink anything that isnt thick enough to float a quarter on
9 You mortgaged your home so you can afford beer for the month
10 You go to a resteraunt and order wine because the only thing they have that comes close to your definition of beer is Blue Moon