I just tapped a cream ale for a barbeque at the start of college football season and it was a big hit. I made it for the BMC drinkers, but I even liked it, and I thought it would suck:
ProMash Recipe Printout
Recipe : Gutter Swill Cream Ale
Recipe Specifics
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Batch Size (GAL): 5.50 Wort Size (GAL): 5.50
Total Grain (LBS): 8.00
Anticipated OG: 1.040 Plato: 9.95
Anticipated SRM: 2.7
Anticipated IBU: 10.7
Brewhouse Efficiency: 75
Wort Boil Time: 60 Minutes
Grain/Extract/Sugar
% Amount Name Origin Potential SRM
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87.5 7.00 lbs. Pale Malt(2-row) America 1.036 2
12.5 1.00 lbs. Flaked Corn (Maize) America 1.040 1
Potential represented as SG per pound per gallon.
Hops
Amount Name Form Alpha IBU Boil Time
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0.50 oz. Hallertauer Pellet 4.20 2.5 15 min.
0.50 oz. Tettnanger Pellet 4.10 8.2 45 min.
Yeast
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White Labs WLP001 California Ale
Lager at 50 degrees for 2-3 weeks.