ThatGeekGuy
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I'm back, did I miss anything good?
Rondacker said:But there is a greater purpose; Look at Leadgolem's signature..There are some real gems of practical wisdom here.
WesleyS said:Do you ever wonder what everyone else thinks when they see this thread on the recent posts list? "Oh know, another one of those idiots just posted again in that thread. Can't they just let that thing die? I read one of the posts in that thread and they were talking about all kinds of stupid stuff like putting turtle's in a beer. Can't the mods just shut that thing down?" Or maybe, just maybe, they're thinking "Man those guys are still going. I wish I was cool enough to post in there, but I just can't bring myself to do it. What would I say? I can't be silly like that. I spend all day at a serious job and deal with serious things at home and gosh darn I want to be serious in this forum too. If I were to type something stupid, what would everyone think about me? I'm too old and mature for all that talk, I can't have anybody thinking I like to be a little goofy sometimes. This is a serious hobby and nothing to joke around about! Oh look, someone made a mistake in their post in this other thread. I'm going to post there and correct them so they know they're a moron!"
DISCLAIMER: The thoughts portrayed above are fictional. Any similarity to actual thoughts of actual individuals living or non living in this forum or any other is purely coincidental.
Rondacker said:When things get too serious. I just talk to the happy helmet.
not me, but, a great inspiration from my office.
Obliviousbrew said:I'm just posting to get to 600 posts so WesleyS haves to brew the Idiotic black double IPA
menerdari said:in a world suddenly devoid of beer a man that can brew will be king and rule over the thongs.
WesleyS said:Albert Einstein once said that if bees disappear, man would only last four more years. Do you think the "s" was supposed to be an "r"?
What if beer disappeared? I bet the BMC drinkers would be the first to resort to cannibalism. We, of course, would be fine, having an established pipeline and the skills to brew beer to quench our thirst. Brewing in the cover of night with only the slight glow of our propane burners twinkling in the still darkness, arming ourselves with mash paddles and glass carboys to defend ourselves and our brew. Our beer would not disappear and thus we would not perish. But I dare not think of those who had become accustomed to drinking fizzy yellow liquid out of containers that tell them when they're cold enough, allow them to scratch their name in the label and nicely vortex the beer into their mouth.
bleme said:What if some disease wiped out barley and all that was left was the BMC rice beer? I just gave myself the chills!!!
Rondacker said:98. Then the idiot IPA is born.
Rondacker said:Oops. 97. No 96? Ugh. I hate math.
Then I'd malt some corn, millet, and wheat, and brew myself something drinkable anyway. :rockin:What if some disease wiped out barley and all that was left was the BMC rice beer? I just gave myself the chills!!!
Then I'd malt some corn, millet, and wheat, and brew myself something drinkable anyway. :rockin:
leftcontact said:I tried something new! You know that thing they do in Africa with the coffee and civet cats? I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl, and gave him a small turtle chaser. It completely replaces the mash process! I gathered the owl pellets, put them straight into boil, and with a little us-06, it was fermenting almost before I closed the primary lid ! Only question is should i do a tertiary ferment or should j go for quaternary for that extra clarity?
I tried something new! You know that thing they do in Africa with the coffee and civet cats? I thought that might work with hamsters too. So I fed a hamster to a local barn owl, and gave him a small turtle chaser. It completely replaces the mash process! I gathered the owl pellets, put them straight into boil, and with a little us-06, it was fermenting almost before I closed the primary lid ! Only question is should i do a tertiary ferment or should j go for quaternary for that extra clarity?
WesleyS said:87 posts till I brew an IPA
87 posts till I brew
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86 posts till I brew an IPA
Why eff with the owl???? NOOB.
I hork down the gerbils and turtle bits (can't get the shell down)
wait 10 minutes.
Barf the whole mess into a bucket and top up to 5 gallons, pitch starter, voila!
No collecting turds (seriously....WTF?????) and no waiting while the owl possibly flies off to poop elsewhere.
menerdari said:i feed them to my cat (minus the shell of course) she coughs them up in a furball later on, just like a need little teabag ready for the brew pot.
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