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I just discovered this thread. Im only up to page 16, and couldn't take it any more. I'll post some of my jems whem im done reading. If you had any idea the concentration of BMC drinkers who surround me.... Oh. I live in a college town.
Here's the 1st that comes to mind.
Between my buddy Noah who grows my hops & bar patron in mountain backwater bar. Noah drinks ALOT of my beer. He has the right, its mostly his hops so I have a captive taste tester.
Noah-"Bartender, what kind of beer do you have?"
BarT-"BMC"
Noah-"You dont have at least any Sam Adams, or Yeungling in a bottle"
----------(Note: we live in PA Yeungling is in PA)----------
BarT-"We have Bud Select, and Michelob"
Noah-"Just give me whatevers on your 1 tap(Bud)"
----At this point he begins to talk to some locals about the hop farm, and all the beers I
----brew with them, and can be brewed with them. Mentioning SamAdams, Yeungling,
----Victory, Troeegs, mostly Pa brewerys.
Local-"We dont drink that kinda stuff round here. We like domestic beer.
Noah-"What could be more domestic than beer brewed in my buddies basement?
........Blank stare.......
Local-"we make moonshine round here, not fancy beer"