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So what funny things do you like to say?
One thing I say, whenever someone is leaving is, "Well, you behave yourself, ya hear?" Of course, this is especially funny since I am only 30 years old. I picked it up from my now deceased grandfather.
The second things I say, when people tell me to drive carefully (or behave myself), I say, "Why start now?"
The third thing I say, whenever someone tells me to have a good day, I tell them "You too. Actually, (and then I pause, pensively, for added effect...) have a couple of 'em..."
Why limit yourself to just one good day, ya know? I can offer people more than one good day. Hey, why not? They're all free anyway. So anyway, those are my sayings. I think that third one could really catch on. It always seems to make people smile...
Me and an old friend from college always used to depart with the words, "Catch ya later, masturbator..." "After awhile, pedophile..."
So what do you say that's kinda funny? Another friend of mine likes to say, "I'll talk at you later..." but that's more of a southern thing. Still kind of funny. You know... we're not going to have an exchange... I'll just talk at you...
One thing I say, whenever someone is leaving is, "Well, you behave yourself, ya hear?" Of course, this is especially funny since I am only 30 years old. I picked it up from my now deceased grandfather.
The second things I say, when people tell me to drive carefully (or behave myself), I say, "Why start now?"
The third thing I say, whenever someone tells me to have a good day, I tell them "You too. Actually, (and then I pause, pensively, for added effect...) have a couple of 'em..."
Why limit yourself to just one good day, ya know? I can offer people more than one good day. Hey, why not? They're all free anyway. So anyway, those are my sayings. I think that third one could really catch on. It always seems to make people smile...
Me and an old friend from college always used to depart with the words, "Catch ya later, masturbator..." "After awhile, pedophile..."
So what do you say that's kinda funny? Another friend of mine likes to say, "I'll talk at you later..." but that's more of a southern thing. Still kind of funny. You know... we're not going to have an exchange... I'll just talk at you...