summersolstice
Well-Known Member
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, her said,
"Quick, bring me another beer before it starts".
"That's it!" She blows her top.
"You ba****d! You waltz in here, flop your fat a** down, don't even say hello to me, and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed and said, "Oh sh**, it's started."
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled but brought him a beer. When he finished, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, her said,
"Quick, bring me another beer before it starts".
"That's it!" She blows her top.
"You ba****d! You waltz in here, flop your fat a** down, don't even say hello to me, and then expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer. Don't you realize I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed and said, "Oh sh**, it's started."