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What "is" your most drunken ramblings?
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iaefebs
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You first, it's your thread.
For me: laughing, just laughing.
Good god, shhhhhh.... Cheeze will hear us... he's a gonna thrash this thread... and Goldie... keep low... Zul (OMG)
There's been far worse on here. Dan has enough drunken equity built up that he can weather this one out.
On New Years Day I was slightly tipsy and somewhat sick from the previous evening's festivities. I had a sore throat and told my wife and her friend that:
"I feel like I swallowed a bag of dicks."
Which created a minor uproar of laughter.
Then my wife says, "Yep, another Jimism."
Then I said I wanted a T-shirt made with "This guy is full of Jimisms" on the front.
That was when they stopped me from talking.
"I feel like I swallowed a bag of dicks."
Which created a minor uproar of laughter.
Then my wife says, "Yep, another Jimism."
Then I said I wanted a T-shirt made with "This guy is full of Jimisms" on the front.
That was when they stopped me from talking.
The most apt description I can give for that moment is this; The smoker I drink,the player I get...
flick? I think you can say that here.
arturo7
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There were plenty, but the thread disappeared...
CreamyGoodness
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Burning Man, 2008. I had consumed many many things, and my cup hit the playa (sand... sorta). I picked it back up and continued drinking and got the salty sand on my tongue.
Later, whilst eating chili (I hadnt gotten any more sober at this point, thats for sure), I was caught putting a little wet sand on my spoon.
"Y'know what doesnt get enough respect? Playa as an ingredient. I really think I'm on to something here"
I was cut off that night...
Later, whilst eating chili (I hadnt gotten any more sober at this point, thats for sure), I was caught putting a little wet sand on my spoon.
"Y'know what doesnt get enough respect? Playa as an ingredient. I really think I'm on to something here"
I was cut off that night...
jerrodm
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Mine are now six and eight years old, and they drive me nuts, particularly when I'm trying to sleep in on Saturday mornings!
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This thread has been dead awhile. Here's a drunken secret.
A few years back when I was still active duty. I was stationed somewhere in the middle east. We had to take a trip to another country in the middle east. The place we were stationed at had a no booze policy. The place we visited didn't. The bunch of us went to our hotel bar after dinner, drank way to much.
The night waned on but I finally went back to my room quite drunk. Somewhere in the middle of the night I had to go pee. I opened the door to the hallway instead of the bathroom door. All I had on were my boxers. Walked up and down the hallway. Not potties. Ended up pissing in a trash can in the hallway.
Couple days later went back to our base. Thought my career was over. Shortly after I got back there was a big meeting. The boss said one of us had committed a big stain against our cause. Thought for sure it was me.. CCTV and all. Ended up it was some poor soul who used his thumb stick to download the HomeDepots girl calendar.. The IT guys figured out who he was somehow. It was considered porn in the country we were in. Ruined the guy's career..
A few years back when I was still active duty. I was stationed somewhere in the middle east. We had to take a trip to another country in the middle east. The place we were stationed at had a no booze policy. The place we visited didn't. The bunch of us went to our hotel bar after dinner, drank way to much.
The night waned on but I finally went back to my room quite drunk. Somewhere in the middle of the night I had to go pee. I opened the door to the hallway instead of the bathroom door. All I had on were my boxers. Walked up and down the hallway. Not potties. Ended up pissing in a trash can in the hallway.
Couple days later went back to our base. Thought my career was over. Shortly after I got back there was a big meeting. The boss said one of us had committed a big stain against our cause. Thought for sure it was me.. CCTV and all. Ended up it was some poor soul who used his thumb stick to download the HomeDepots girl calendar.. The IT guys figured out who he was somehow. It was considered porn in the country we were in. Ruined the guy's career..
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Mine involved trying to steal a golf cart attached to its charger (because I was drunk and lost and figured I could cover more ground on a golf cart) and sh!tting on someone's driveway. It was at some white trash trailer park on the California side of the Colorado River. I doubt anyone even noticed.
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Hows it go.. BaaHaaHaHaaa! Great story! 
landshark
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Mine was a true rambling. Was at a field party with a big bonfire in college with my GF (now wife), and well into the night I started commenting to my GF how nice one of the other girl's rack was. GF was nice about it for a little bit, but I kept going on about it. She did have a nice rack. Not sure why my GF still married me.
Oh. That's happened now at 3 different parties.... 3 different women, and my SWMBO still loves me.
), and well into the night I started commenting to my GF how nice one of the other girl's rack was. GF was nice about it for a little bit, but I kept going on about it. She did have a nice rack. Not sure why my GF still married me.Oh. That's happened now at 3 different parties.... 3 different women, and my SWMBO still loves me.
