just good ole fashioned whores j/k
find a woman that likes chicks. course, then again, you'll be on the sidelines.
find a woman that likes chicks. course, then again, you'll be on the sidelines.
you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...
you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...
you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...
So anyway, I got a flat in big city and the GF live 100km from here. We usually see each other on the weekend. Our relationship is post-passion, which I like, more serene. Yet, I think I'm bored and need "discovery". Don't misunderstand me, she's fine, really. She'll do anything. I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!
you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...
Man, wouldn't "Two Chicks At The Same Time" be a great name for a beer? Than you could ask your friends "Hey, wanna try Two Chicks At The Same Time?" Or you could tell your buddies something like "Man, I tried Two Chicks At The Same Time the other night....it was pretty deep and complex but I think I'll try it again maybe next week"
Man, wouldn't "Two Chicks At The Same Time" be a great name for a beer? Than you could ask your friends "Hey, wanna try Two Chicks At The Same Time?" Or you could tell your buddies something like "Man, I tried Two Chicks At The Same Time the other night....it was pretty deep and complex but I think I'll try it again maybe next week"
They're afraid you would float the keg?You know, I think I figured out why no one asked me to try a pint of "Sucking An Old Man's Cock"...
I need to know the stress level of maintaining two relationships at the same time. Is it worth it?
Cheating is cheating, and lying is lying. F*cking around on your significant other is unequivocally wrong, even if she's keeping you sexually repressed.
So, in other words, it's time to be honest with yourself and with her, and have some real words...
My wife and I are both crushing on the same porn star. Unfortunately, I don't think she's for hire, and if she is I doubt I could afford her day rate.
Seinfeld said:JERRY: What are you talking about? I'm not gonna do it.
GEORGE: You're not gonna do it? What do you mean, You're not gonna do it?
JERRY: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
GEORGE: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident.
JERRY: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
GEORGE: If only something like that could happen to me.
JERRY: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.
GEORGE: I know.
Don't get upset you judgmental pricks. And don't lie to me. I know some of you did it at some point. Some are probably doing it right now. Yeah, you, mister multiple girlfriends, talk to me
So anyway, I got a flat in big city and the GF live 100km from here. We usually see each other on the weekend. Our relationship is post-passion, which I like, more serene. Yet, I think I'm bored and need "discovery". Don't misunderstand me, she's fine, really. She'll do anything. I'm not complaining, I just need to expand the playing field, you know? I'm bored!
And before you circle jerk bastards advise me: I don't like porn, especially modern porn, those bald chicks... that stuff make me soft! Beside, I can shine the stick anytime, and I do, but those are two different things.
I need to know the stress level of maintaining two relationships at the same time. Is it worth it?
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