Most hilarious thing I heard RE: beer.
My buddy and I were at some local beer pub (100+ international beers) and some table of "Jersey Shore" looking guys sat at the table next to us. They were SUPER loud and annoying, but we just ignored them... until one of the guys called over the waitress and told her that he wanted to send back his Delirium Tremens. She asked if it had gone bad, or what the problem was... I kid you not, his answer was "It has too much flavor". The waitress asks him what he likes, and responds with Coors, so she says "we have lots of great light imports that are similar to Coors Light"... he returns with "Do you have Coors Light? I'll just have one of those". The waitress walked away, rolling her eyes.
This guy is in one of the biggest/best beer pubs in town, and he wants a Coors Light. Needless to say, my buddy and I have been laughing about this guy for the last year
*Disclaimer: I'm kind of a jerk when it comes to blandness and lack of adventurousness. I can accept/understand that people don't like certain things, but to not even try and just stick with the boring old same thing... tsk tsk tsk.