This and the other thread would make a good Dr Phil episode! What is it today????
Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
My kids love this stuff. It drives me nuts. I think it's just plain weird. To their credit, though, my kids do like Neil Young and ask for him often.
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Who wants to start a thread about the music these kids listen to today!?!?!
I don't like kids either and I'm only 22. And I'm not talking about just the small ones. Anyone less than say 14 or so, it just seems they all need a serious attitude adjustment.
If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.
If you don't like kids, that's fine but keep in mind they are everywhere, and that there are still good ones out there if you actually pay attention.
Me, I can't imagine a life without kids, and I don't want to.
The interesting thing about people who don't like kids is that they lower their own population naturally.
I don't like kids either and I'm only 22. And I'm not talking about just the small ones. Anyone less than say 14 or so, it just seems they all need a serious attitude adjustment.
If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.
I don't like kids either and I'm only 22. And I'm not talking about just the small ones. Anyone less than say 14 or so, it just seems they all need a serious attitude adjustment.
If I had kids, I'd probably be accused of child abuse. But there's nothing like a good ass kicking to solve a problem.
+1.
Thinking of Having kids? Do this 11 step program first!
Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel...
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the livingroom from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound)playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM,put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag,until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. Since you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out...
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. Howdoes that look?
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
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Lesson 12
Go to the bank and withdraw your entire life savings in the form of $20 bills. Get into your car and drive down the highway. Throw a $20 bill out the window every tenth of a mile. Repeat this process until you are down to your last 3 $20 bills. Stop. Fill you tank with gas using the last of your money and return home.
You now have a grasp of post child cash flow.
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Lesson 12
god, my daughter was like that for a few months, I'm glad she grew out of that...
Not everyone has kids, you know. And you mentioned some perfectly rational reasons for avoiding having them unless you're 100% driven to!
Lesson 7
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child (a full-grown goat is an excellent choice).If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything that the goat eats or destroys.Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
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