What kind of improvement in my brewing can I expect to see?
richlong8020 said:I really want to grow a beard now. I only get weekly stubble before I have to shave for work. Hahah. Sad face.
Curse my hairless father for bestowing this beardless face upon me... Now I will never be able to master homebrewing. Do I at least get brewing improvements from patchy stubble?
A goatee is fine.
Just don't grow a soul patch. That'll make your beer worse.
Actually, you should propbably move to the wine forum if you're going to do that.
So does the length or style of beard impact your brewing? Will a ZZ Top style beard make your beer that much better or is just the existence of a beard that brings favor from the beer gods?
Nightshade said:I grew mine out for "No shave November" in memory of my mother who passed frompancreatic cancer. Wasn' a fan of the beard so midnight on last day of Nov I shaved back to the goatee.
The goatee is getting pretty long though so I consider it my mini beard.
I think a soul patch is shown to add the flavor "hipster" to your brew.
Its a mixture of essence of axe body spray, hemp, and corduroy.
You will also notice the cute females looking at you dreamily factor go up by 10 fold
Guys, I'm 60 years old and have white hair. Does this still work? The last time I grew a beard the cute females looking at me dreamily were about 3 years old.
Well I had to google soul patch to find out what it was. Thats like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
What about a handlebar 'stache? That has to be better than a soul patch at the very least...
Guys, I'm 60 years old and have white hair. Does this still work? The last time I grew a beard the cute females looking at me dreamily were about 3 years old.
What about a handlebar 'stache? That has to be better than a soul patch at the very least...
I can predict the effect it will have on women. It won't be good.
Meh... SWMBO likes it and she's the only one who counts (or so she says).
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