uncommonsense
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At a London Brewery, Oct 16 1814, a vat of beer burst open and sent a 25-foot tidal wave of beer into the streets drowning 8 people. Many more rushed the streets to scoop up the free beer
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his car...
heart attack is no good, too painful.
in Boston a bunch of people drowned in a wave of molasses in 1919, known as the Great Molasses Flood.
Isn't that an Emo Philips joke? But yeah, that's a great way to goI want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not terrified and screaming like the passengers in his car...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep...
At a London Brewery, Oct 16 1814, a vat of beer burst open and sent a 25-foot tidal wave of beer into the streets drowning 8 people. Many more rushed the streets to scoop up the free beer
WTF? A 15-foot high, 35-MPH wave of molasses? Great, now I'm going to have nightmares.
Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.
Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.
the_bird said:Wrong.
Two chicks. Or five. Anything more than an even dozen is superfluous.
Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.
Last week we had a truck full of malted barley dump its load here in Tampa, on the way to Yuengling brewery. Here's the quick news blurb.
http://ybor.wtsp.com/news/news/beer-grain-spill-closes-intersection/54822
Death by alien invasion.
Death by Snu Snu...
I know you live in New York and all but it's way too early for you to go just yet.
jfrank85 said:Death by Snu Snu...
Unfortunately, movies always destroy us first, so I have to be prepared for it.
Bull. Best way to die is during consensual sex with a hot chick. Everyone knows that.
I've decided a few years ago what the best way to die would be:
1) Get a full cowboy outfit, horse and a 12in shotgun
2) Rent a boat and take it out to the middle of Lake Tahoe (mofo is deep)
3) Climb up on that horse, let it get a good running start, and jump that thing over the railing
4) Before hitting the water, shoot the horse in the back of the head (provides a lot of weight)
5) Hold your cowboy hat up with one hand and hold tight to the reigns with the other
6) Ride that sonofabitch all the way to the bottom. YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW!
Sorry, you can lock the thread now because I win
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