Just kidding. My first beer turned out great. I didn't worry about it, and I didn't freak out when me and my brewbuddy made some minor mistakes. We gave it an extra week in primary, and two weeks in secondary. I just popped this half bottle to check carbing at the two week mark (I was fully ready to wait another week or couple). It's not green at all. First one turned out great, even warm, and even at 0930. Drinking your first homebrew is okay at 0930 if it's your birthday, right?