So far, siphoned beer into bottling bucket with the spigot opened, racked beer into secondary with the other end of the hose still in a brand new 5 gallon bucket of freshly mixed star san, let a pot tip over in a bucket for a quick moment that had hose water in it (beer was fine), tried to ram 12 oz of toasted coconut sitting in a hop bag through the mouth of a carboy (no, it did not work), used a 4" funnel for pouring wort only to find out said funnel moves, it is too small, and I'm a dummy sometimes, and lastly I racked a gallon of wort over 8-12 oz of star san.
I've been brewing less than a year. I anticipate I will bust something on me or my house before I hit a year of brewing. Clearly I need adult supervision.