You know you're druck when.....

[VatorMan]

You swerve to dodge a pine tree and its the air freshner on the review mirror.

 

[Loweface]

...You can focus better with one eye closed.

 

[hostileNabusive]

you feel like you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off of the earth.

 

[Ben25]

...you think the stairs are a toilet.

 

[PvtSkippy]

...you think the oven is a toilet.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

...someone asks you why you are peeing in the sink at the local pub.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

... when taking shots of Tequila sounds like a good idea.

 

[MikeFlynn74]

You are peeing on the safe in the closet at your hotel room

 

[talleym0nster]

You don't pull out.

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

I'm posting here?

 

[DrunkTrucker]

You piss in the trash can and theres an empty beer bottle in the toilet.

 

[MULE]

When you poorly attempt a round house kick at your buddy's face just to see if you can get your foot that high (screaming Hi-Yah!)

 

[MULE]

.... at the police station handcuffed to the table.

 

[EvilTOJ]

...you realize you're laying on the floor in the bathroom.

 

[EvilTOJ]

...you attempt to jump over a bonfire.




(done it)

 

[EvilTOJ]

...you are able to squeeze out of a bathroom window with bars on it.





(did that too)