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It makes it hard to get to the lhbs when the friggin thing gives me problems. Or to get out to the spring water place, etc. & 34,900 off topic? Get a grip. Seriously. Or at least stop hatin'. What'd I ever do to you?
When your hot pepper beer isn't as hot as eating the two ghost chilies you put in it.
 
when you crack yeast jokes that doesn't impress your S/O but makes your friends laugh.

when you have 3 different recipes for the same style of beer memorized, but can't remember your own birthday.

when you go on in great lengths about how a mash works at different temps and proper sugar saturation for maximizing hop utilization when ordering a Thick Burger in the Hardee's drive through.
 
When you have imaginary conversations in your head with some poor bastard that was foolish enough to ask you "So how do you brew beer at home?"

I've got it all planned, just you wait and see.
 
When you listen to a podcast talking about cool ship's with major breweries. All you can think is why not try using a claw foot bath tub for giggles and messing with the customers.
 
When your mate says " Stuff it lets go fishin", and you say "sorry mate got a brew day today".:tank:

Norto.
 
When you listen to a podcast talking about cool ship's with major breweries. All you can think is why not try using a claw foot bath tub for giggles and messing with the customers.

when you seriously think about getting a claw foot bath tub for big open ferments and so when people ask if you brew in a bath tub you can say, "Yes. Yes I do."
 
You've stuck a yeast smack pack down the front of your pants so you can warm it up and keep both hands free for brewing.

Ive done something similar when needing to get my yeast vials warmed up for the starter. Just sat down on all 3 vials while i watched tv.
 
Ive done something similar when needing to get my yeast vials warmed up for the starter. Just sat down on all 3 vials while i watched tv.

Someone has to say it...

TMI.

Pretty impressed though... I would think that one would be the max for most.

:drunk:



Edit: aaand I just read your sig...

:goat:
 
Now to get back on topic...

When you see a garage sale you drive by looking for another carboy. You know you already have 6 that are full of sours and brett beers, but another one would be good.

( Damn you Oldsock)


I rubberneck hard when I see a garage sale for that exact reason. Well, except all the ruined beer part.
 
Someone has to say it...

TMI.

Pretty impressed though... I would think that one would be the max for most.

:drunk:



Edit: aaand I just read your sig...

:goat:

Hahaha maybe a bit too much.

They were for a lager and the vials were pretty old .

I place mine on the side of my bucket...

You know you're a homrbrewer when you open up your ferm chamber in the mornong and say in a sing songy voice goooood morning yeasties i see you are all awake now.
 
I know I'm a homebrewer because it made my whole week when I found out that the third keg I recently bought JUST fits in my kegerator with the other 2.

Everyone's like, oh you're in a good mood. Yeah right I am!
 
I know I'm a homebrewer because it made my whole week when I found out that the third keg I recently bought JUST fits in my kegerator with the other 2.

Everyone's like, oh you're in a good mood. Yeah right I am!

3 kegs is definitely better than 2!

You might want to think about making a plywood/stronger shelf!? Not sure I would trust the glass when moving and banging three full kegs around.

:mug:
 
3 kegs is definitely better than 2!



You might want to think about making a plywood/stronger shelf!? Not sure I would trust the glass when moving and banging three full kegs around.



:mug:


You're right, the glass isn't up to the job for 3 full kegs so I'm going to do just that. Thanks!!!


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I never have, but wouldn't mind serving on a jury at least once in my life

Loudoun County keeps sending me notices to serve, but then the day before say they don't need my group
 
I sat there in the jury assembly room till near 11AM today, since about 7:50AM. Then the judge, bailiff, & another guy walk in & tell us new evidence came up & they'd be dismissing us to review it a couple days. Another hurry up & wait situation. Not all trials are criminal, exciting, whatever. They can be pretty dull drama-wise. But a necessary part of the system. So it's back to brew related stuff...for now...
 

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