You know you're a home brewer when?

[Newsman]

oh... even better. I hear they make a fine red ale

Oooowwwww.

 

[1fast636]

When you get home from work and check on the fermenters after putting the kid down for his nap and decide to play some slightly stoopid radio on pandor for the yeasts to have a party and be happy, then you wife comes home and looks at you like your crazy so I say it's all an experiment they were barely going when I got home and this is an hour of music. And I got a video to but stupid phone wolnt play music while recording, it was bubbling ever 10 secs before music this is after music for an hour

[ame]http://youtu.be/yxrSkMjoLBg[/ame]

 

[willy_mugobeer]

When the smell of freshly crushed grain in the car on the way home from LHBS makes you salivate a little.


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[BadDeacon]

Every. Dang. Time.

 

[1fast636]

Love that smell if I could bottle it I would use it as cologne not sure if I spelled that right lol

 

[Darkness]

You type one brew buddy's name and your phone knows you need the other 5 to send the message.

 

[Loodachris]

Ranger IPA chap stick by Ludahchris, on Flickr


When you see someone post something beer related that you don't have and it's something you "need" so you find a way to get it.

 

[insanim8er]

When you see someone post something beer related that you don't have and it's something you "need" so you find a way to get it.

How does that cat have anything to do with beer? :cross:

 

[BigAndo]

When you married a joiner (carpenter) so one day he could build you a bar in the basement!


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[BigAndo]

How does that cat have anything to do with beer? :cross:

He looks like he's had a couple of beers?


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[amfukuda]

When your buddy says you must save a lot of money on beer and you openly laugh at such a ridiculous thought.


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[dstranger99]

When you have a keg set up in your house........

 

[insanim8er]

When you have a keg set up in your house........

I think your response should be, "when you love yooper."

 

[dstranger99]

^

lol !!! She is a cool chic ! One day I'm gonna do yooper in the pooper..........

 

[finsfan]

At least have a little respect.

 

[Kirkwooder]

^

lol !!! She is a cool chic ! One day I'm gonna do yooper in the pooper..........

I hope nobody ever loves me that much! lol

 

[dstranger99]

At least have a little respect.

She's even seen my schlong in ****, so at least relax.........

 

[plumber_bob]

^

lol !!! She is a cool chic ! One day I'm gonna do yooper in the pooper..........

Once the NSA reads that you'll be considered a threat to our national brewing treasure.

Duck, run, hide,... NOW!

pb

 

[COEBRA]

check your local scrapyards and distributers you may be able to pick some up for a good price there.

This is where my solid abs come from!! This is the number one question from inquisitive friends and neighbors!!

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[1fast636]

When you wife text you at lunch saying "one of your kids had an accident on the floor they say sorry daddy." And she was talking about the ferm buckets with blow offs lol and I thought the dog peed on our freshly cleaned carpets lol she have me a good laugh with that one

 

[Malty_Dog]

When you wrestle back and forth over whether to take a half-day PTO for that doctor appointment, but you'll quickly put in for that full day of brewing.

 

[BeeVomit]

When you get home from work and check on the fermenters after putting the kid down for his nap and decide to play some slightly stoopid radio on pandor for the yeasts to have a party and be happy, then you wife comes home and looks at you like your crazy so I say it's all an experiment they were barely going when I got home and this is an hour of music. And I got a video to but stupid phone wolnt play music while recording, it was bubbling ever 10 secs before music this is after music for an hour

Watch the documentary "Happy" and pay close attention to the yogurt culture part. Enjoy!

 

[BeeVomit]

Piques*

When it comes to browsing, peeks actually makes for proper grammar.

 

[Zepth]

When you're having microwaved frozen pizza novelties for dinner because you've got spent grain drying in the oven and 2 pots of wort on the stovetop.

 

[NCBeerMedic]

you know you're a home brewer when you have your wife text photos of your fermenters and realize you have to tell her how to sanitize the blow off hose and put it in before you have a mess.... all while you're at work driving down the interstate, in the back of an ambulance, while your patient is asleep.....

 

[amfukuda]

It's comforting to know that if I ever need an ambulance that both me and he beer will be ok


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[NCBeerMedic]

It's comforting to know that if I ever need an ambulance that both me and he beer will be ok


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Yes Sir!!

 

[Dutchbier]

On the first warm day in three months your neighbor has the hose out to wash his car...and you have your hose out for the wort chiller.

 

[Setesh]

On the first warm day in three months your neighbor has the hose out to wash his car...and you have your hose out for the wort chiller.

OR when you've spent hours outside freezing your arse off because it's lager season darn it! Gotta love that ice cold tap water, only time I can chill down to 45.

 

[ChugachBrewing]

...if you've ever had a dream where 3-gallon cornies were being sold for $8.99 each at an old post and beam lodge somewhere in western colorado... and then woke up in an aroused state.
No joke, it was really weird.