You know you're a home brewer when?

[nealizm]

You have a beard.

 

[Channel66]

When the clerk at the LHBS is busy pulling your order so you help another customer find what he needs.

Haha I do this.

 

[GrogNerd]

You have a beard.

huh?

are you talking facial hair? or married and not "out"?

because neither really fit

 

[DrunkleJon]

You suggest you name your baby 'Brett' if its a boy.

and his middle name is Zymurgy. Come on. Someone needs to work that into a childs name.

 

[Erroneous]

You could name your kid quite a few things. Yakima, Cascade, Crystal, Amarillo, Liberty, Columbus, etc.

 

[WesleyS]

You could name your kid quite a few things. Yakima, Cascade, Crystal, Amarillo, Liberty, Columbus, etc.

How about Vorlauf.

 

[TahoeRy]

There's a strong name. I think it's even a requirement to shout it every time it's said.

 

[HellBound]

Or Zythos

 

[WilliamSlayer]

Hall (ertau)

 

[1purpleranger]

you wander around work thinking...i need that for my new brew stand,oh and that and this. wow shiny stainless everything

 

[atimmerman88]

After 15 or 16 batches....

Whipped together a 1 gallon batch on a snow day in Feb.

Tried it today, and thought, dam I would actually pay money for this.....an A-Ha moment for sure!

Brew on!

 

[SevenBirch]

When you brew at home?

By far the best post in this thread!

 

[brettg20]

you suggest you name your baby 'brett' if its a boy.

+1

 

[Totes]

+1

LMAFO!!! Seems your dad was a homebrewer!!

 

[brettg20]

LMAFO!!! Seems your dad was a homebrewer!!

Haha, no but....he somehow knew I would become one.

 

[zmanzorro]

This catches your eye only because the word 'Lactobacillus' is in the title:

[ame]http://youtu.be/y8sRhRjbyso[/ame]

 

[cageybee]

when you install a sink in your beer cave and you use a 2" p-trap and drain pipe rather than the standard rinky-dink stuff because you don't want it to get stopped up with trub.

 

[jerryteague]

When your whole family and all your friends start planning on attending a summer party at your house in march, so they can request which beers they like, not that it matters anyway. I brew what I want, and they'll either drink it, or have iced tea.

 

[rusty416]

When you consider a dark lager a lawnmower beer...or any lager for that matter.

 

[Crito]

When people talk about non-home brewing topics and then ask you if you have ADD

 

[Panagiotis]

When your wife suggests you can use the thermostat of the........ washing machine for your HERMS project

 

[bwirthlin]

When you have 10 cases of empties, but still buy beer "for the bottles".

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I know I posted one similar. but it's how I roll, yo.

 

[LandoLincoln]

When you hear about a sport player's new ridiculous contract, and you think to yourself, "Man, imagine the brew house I could build with that kind of money!"

 

[dwart]

When you go to a party and bring back more empty bottles then beers you brought.

 

[BrutalBrew]

When every time you see a cooler you wonder how good of a mash tun it will make.

 

[zmanzorro]

When you know when people start repeating ideas on this thread ...

 

[LandoLincoln]

When you know when people start repeating ideas on this thread ...

No, that's "when you know it's time to close a thread."

 

[kombat]

When you're planning on making butter chicken for supper for your wife, then remember that the big bag of rice in the kitchen pantry is almost empty, then think to yourself, "No problem, I still have most of that big box of Minute Rice downstairs from when I made BierMuncher's Cream of Three Crops ale."

 

[Cultkid]

When you realize that you can deglaze your cast iron fry pan from making Jerk Chicken with the Ginger IPA you made last month AND still drink Ginger Beer with your Jerk Chicken!