You know you're a home brewer when?

[KeyWestBrewing]

When you shower with a Carboy in the tub.

 

[sweetcell]

You know you're a home brewer when you can argue for two and half pages about whether or not fixed costs need to be taken into consideration when discussing the the cost of a bottle of homebrew.

 

[Erroneous]

When you shower with a Carboy in the tub.

Just...wow. Cold shower?

 

[KeyWestBrewing]

Just...wow. Cold shower?

Lol naw, normal showers. I usually do this when I'm giving it an overnight oxyclean soak.

 

[Erroneous]

For some reason I didn't even think of not having beer in the carboy.

 

[sweetcell]

For some reason I didn't even think of not having beer in the carboy.

you know you're a homebrewer when...

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

When your able to convince your girlfriend to convert her dining room into a brewery.

Good man power right there.

 

[ThreeSheetsBrewing]

Replaced a water heater to a tankless model to have more equipment storage space.

 

[alpha224]

Replaced a water heater to a tankless model to have more equipment storage space.

Now that is not only energy efficiency, that is space efficiency too! Kudos!!!

 

[bioguy]

Replaced a water heater to a tankless model to have more equipment storage space.

When a friend converted to a tankless water heater, thought his old water heater might make a good HLT. Or at least I could use the burner if I mounted it to a stand.

 

[ninjamonkey80]

The ATF is at your door asking to see permits.

 

[jcam91]

The ATF is at your door asking to see permits.

And you offer him a homebrew.

 

[Hulud]

You know you're a home brewer when you can argue for two and half pages about whether or not fixed costs need to be taken into consideration when discussing the the cost of a bottle of homebrew.

Who would ever do that?

Oh wait...

 

[EnjoyGoodBeer]

When I heard on the news a low of 41 dagrees tonight, and the first thing that came to mind was my primary buckets in the basement.

 

[BlueZooBrewing]

When your able to convince your girlfriend to convert her dining room into a brewery.

Marry her!

 

[davekippen]

When you are out for a jog and catch a wiff of something that is probably a weed but smells an awful lot like hops. Then you slow down and look for someone growing hops!

 

[leftcontact]

Had my boss tell me, "If you're a real brew master you'll brew the White House beers and serve them to us here at work." I very nearly face palmed right in front of him.

I answer this one with "you get me real White House honey, I'll brew the beer, but the secret service told me to quit hopping the wall."

 

[jagec]

When you make a batch so disappointing that you bring the keg to a work party instead of drinking it with friends...and your coworkers still prefer it to the commercial beers.

 

[alchemedes]

When homebrewtalk.com is your homepage.

 

[Hulud]

When you tell your wife, when buying a house, you need an extra bedroom for brewing

 

[alpha224]

When you tell your wife, when buying a house, you need an extra bedroom for brewing

Not when buying a house, but looking at apartments

 

[Hulud]

Not when buying a house, but looking at apartments

Lol I wasn't brewing then so I couldn't add input there

 

[alpha224]

Lol I wasn't brewing then so I couldn't add input there

Well swmbo has already said no to me using the kitchen for brewing purposes, although we both know I am the one that will be doing the majority of the cooking...she says I am the better cook of the two of us. But I get the spare bedroom as a man cave.

 

[Whattawort]

When you're seriously contemplating making a beer with random fruits, grains, and spices you see in the pantry. Wonder what it would taste like if I made a beer with rice, apples, and allspice.....

 

[wSelwyn]

When you go over to SWMBO's house to check on your beer fermenting in her basement, and the reason she thinks you came over was to spend time with her...

 

[nukebrewer]

When you go over to SWMBO's house to check on your beer fermenting in her basement, and the reason she thinks you came over was to spend time with her...

Priceless

 

[Loudawg7777]

You ponder if you were to die, who/if your beer in the fermenter would get bottled/kegged.

I did that just the other day... How weird!

 

[Hulud]

Well swmbo has already said no to me using the kitchen for brewing purposes, although we both know I am the one that will be doing the majority of the cooking...she says I am the better cook of the two of us. But I get the spare bedroom as a man cave.

I get the spare bedroom as well that where my big HDTV is and that's also where I am currently carving my kegs

 

[duckredbeard]

I get the spare bedroom as well that where my big HDTV is and that's also where I am currently carving my kegs

You know you are a homebrewer when you carve your own kegs. Wow.

 

[Hulud]

You know you are a homebrewer when you carve your own kegs. Wow.

Lol!

Stupid autocorrect on my iphone