You know you are a homebrewer when...

[Hartski]

-When you start to wonder if the neighbors think you have a meth lab after they saw you cleaning all the kettles and siphons and stuff........

 

[Indyking]

-When you start to wonder if the neighbors think you have a meth lab after they saw you cleaning all the kettles and siphons and stuff........

LOL... I don't know about a meth lab, but I do wonder what my neighbors think of my garage... whoever is driving or walking by always try to get a peak on what's inside when it's open...

 

[Indyking]

When you go dumpster diving in the recycling dumpster just to get some nice used bottles

 

[Revvy]

You come up with more original recipes then you do threads.

You know you are a homebrewer when...

You know you are a homebrewer when...

You know you are a homebrewer when...

You know you are a homebrewer IF... (This one got the lead balloon award for sinking fast. Maybe if they'd gone for "when" it may have worked.)

 

[Hartski]

Gee, if theyre are that many threads about this, maybe we should have kept it about homebuyers............

 

[cheezydemon3]

You know you are a homebrewer when..........

You start ripping apart your nice new home looking for money hidden in the walls.

Your local exorcist tells you the house is "clean" so you fill the entire house up with fresh wort and pitch a garbage can full of yeast.

You post a thread that is SOOOO unfixedly messed up, that idiots like me start posting whatever nonsense comes to mind (while I am swimming in the wort in my new house, pretending to be KING of ALL the YEASTIES!!!!!!!)

 

[mixedbrewer]

You know you are a home-brewer when....

You bottle one of them in clear glass so you know exactly when the rest are clear enough to drink.

 

[bernerbrau]

Swimming pool full of wort... I bet this community could pull that off.

 

[Revvy]

Swimming pool full of wort... I bet this community could pull that off.

Of course we can, once we use the hot tub mash tun!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

You goto restaurant and insist you know more about the beer served than teh waitress.

 

[Wigglyscuds]

You know you're a homebrewer when you can turn almost anything into a piece of brewing equipment.

 

[Revvy]

You goto restaurant and insist you know more about the beer served than teh waitress.

Shouldn't this be in the "You know you're an E.A.C. when....?"

 

[david_42]

Revvy - post the thread before we get bombarded with, "What's an E.A.C.?" threads!

 

[bob1852]

Revvy - post the thread before we get bombarded with, "What's an E.A.C.?" threads!

NO!!!! When anyone links that thread, olllllllllllllllllllo comes out of hiding and vaporizes that thread for awhile!

Finding it is half the fun

 

[mikeysab]

As much fun as the what's RDWHAHB questions. That one always gets spoiled too quick lately. I had to find it myself, so let people find their own acros.

 

[mikeysab]

I didn't know before, but I just found it in the past 23 minutes, so if you say it, you suck. Maybe you're an EAC if you let the cat out of the bag. Now I'm going to go back and read the full thread, and all it's links.

 

[BrewSpook]

lol... I saw Revvy's post and just started laughing. Thank you all for starting in... Between finals and trying to get ready for the holidays I needed the laugh.

I hadn't thought about being an EAC in a while...

 

[mlg5039]

You know you are a homebrewer when you never run out of beer and have to go out to get some. You just use your witchcraft to make some more.

 

[brettwasbtd]

As much fun as the what's RDWHAHB questions. That one always gets spoiled too quick lately. I had to find it myself, so let people find their own acros.

It is almost 12PM here on a Friday - got in at 8:30, saw this thread around 9... I just finished the EAC search and reading through the first 10 or so pages haha. What a time waster

 

[bernerbrau]

You know you're a homebrewer when you calibrate your water heater so the tap water comes out at your exact strike temperature.

 

[stageseven]

You know you're a homebrewer when you calibrate your water heater so the tap water comes out at your exact strike temperature.

Shoot, if I used tap water that would be a really good idea...

 

[Cubslover]

When you're adding black patent and flaked wheat to your coffee.

 

[JonM]

You buy some fancy gourmet sodas and, while pouring one into a glass, you do the shoulder pour to keep sediment out of the glass.

 

[Danbreeze]

When you get a lb. of gourmet coffee for Christmas from the in-laws and your first thought is "This would be good in a Terrapin Wake & Bake clone"

 

[shelly_belly]

You spend a week in Colorado hitting all of the tap rooms yet all you can think about is that keg of Lake Walk Pale Ale that you put on the CO2 right before you left.

 

[unionrdr]

Whe you wish you could afford to brew more often.

 

[m1k3]

You have added the word "Wyeast" to the custom dictionary in Microsoft Outlook at work.

 

[Obliviousbrew]

You know that you are homebrewer then when it´s your birthday and your wife ask you "what kind of cake you want" and you reply "a yeast cake"

 

[abarker8541]

Your beer gut jiggles while cooling your starter!!!

 

[Xpertskir]

When you keep brewing even though you have more beer than you can drink.