You know what I hate?

[zoebisch01]

Geeze. I have seen guys come out of the crapper all the time at work, straight out the door

 

[Brewin_Bob]

Changed it for ya.

You can't be invisible. You're too tall.

On topic: I loathe Taco Hell!

 

[shecky]

I hate that Kid Rock song "All Summer Long." Yes, you're talented but did you have to rip off Warren Zevon and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Punk.

 

[Opherman47]

crazy crazy crazy, yah and F kid rock too

 

[DeathBrewer]

yeah, i just hate kid rock in general. what a turd.

 

[Brewin_Bob]

yeah, i just hate kid rock in general. what a turd.

*sigh* Death should never follow the path of the Gnome. What's with the name change? Why, dude, why?

 

[DeathBrewer]

don't worry. i plan to change it all day.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

People who don't like gueuze.

and frosted mugs

 

[Tonedef131]

People who don't like gueuze.

I'm okay with that, it means more for me.

 

[GroovePuppy]

don't worry. i plan to change it all day.

You gots to keep that one! Srsly!

 

[DeathBrewer]

SRSLY!? i think i will. i gotta go to lunch soon, so it will be for at least a few hours

 

[GroovePuppy]

To bring the thread back to topic.

The Straight Dope: Why are men supposed to wash their hands after urination? Plus: urine therapy!

I've said this before: your boxer-shorts region--from belly button to mid-thigh--is crawling with germs known as coliform bacteria. These bacteria originated in your intestine, and some of them are deadly.

The bacteria won't do much harm if they stay put, but when you urinate your fingers come in contact with Mister P. long enough for the coliform bacteria in your pores to hop aboard.

Wash yer hands! SRSLY!!!!!

 

[GroovePuppy]

I'm confused. It shouldn't be " mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm This donkey smells funny" it should be "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww This donkey smells funny"!

 

[GroovePuppy]

SRSLY!? i think i will. i gotta go to lunch soon, so it will be for at least a few hours

You drop through a wormhole or something? That wasn't a few hours!

 

[DeathBrewer]

wormhole...that's a good one. i'll have to add that into my next name

 

[Stef1966]

I hate Celine Dion's songs, even thought I'm Canadian.

 

[DeathBrewer]

celine dion SUCKS. my mother has a clock that plays celine dion songs. A ****ING CLOCK! SRSLY! it's really nice, too...high quality.

irritates the hell out of me.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Celine Dion, pretty close to the top of the list of celebrities I don't wanna see nekkid.

 

[Bob]

Celine Dion, pretty close to the top of the list of celebrities I don't wanna see nekkid.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Celine Dion, pretty close to the top of the list of celebrities I don't wanna see nekkid.

What? Nekkid is the only way I'd even want to look at her.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

What? Nekkid is the only way I'd even want to look at her.

I once had a bad experience with a naked Canadian lady. 'nuff said.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'm okay with that, it means more for me.

He means the medical bandages.

I hate the joke of an artist that is Kanye West.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I once had a bad experience with a naked Canadian lady. 'nuff said.

I am sorry for your loss. Personally, I am waiting for the day Sahnia Twain spreads for her country. She's a canuk, right?

 

[Stef1966]

*LMAO* im not alone thinking the same way about Dion then.

 

[GroovePuppy]

I hate threads that die when there's still so much bile and vitriol to be spewed forth!

 

[billy915]

Alrighty, I actually took the time to read every single page of this thread and i want to vent myself. Hopefully, I'll post a couple of ideas that haven't been said yet (in no particular order, but they all piss me off!).

People that don't know how to pour a beer properly
Hangovers
People that smirk when I tell them I make my own beer (open your horizons)
Having to use the restroom every 15 min. after breaking the seal
Junkmail/SPAM
The shows on lifetime, oxygen, and any other women networks
Bouncers who think they own the bar
Moochers
Foosball (no matter how many times i play i still SUCK)
Drunk/Slow bartenders
Overcooked food
Paranoid/Jealous girlfriends
Long jokes that are not funny
Political correctness
Traffic
Malls/Shopping
GOSSIP!!!! <----one of the top ones on my list
Dance clubs
Chick flicks
Sagging pants
Over sized baseball hats with the brims straight and the stickers still on them
Last call at the bar <----another one on top of my list
M. Night Shyamalan
Windows Vista
"Going green"

Dang, that was a longer list than i intended it to be. I better go to the " You know what I Love" thread.........

 

[BrianP]

I hate:

Musical acts in which attractiveness, dancing, and stage show trump musical ability.
Entertainment Tonight and all other celebrity show (WTF? Who gives a sh!t?)
Clowns
Mimes
Marmots
Nihilists

 

[Shonuff]

Geeze. I have seen guys come out of the crapper all the time at work, straight out the door

I was under the impression that the only time you need to wash your hands after you use the bathroom is on brew day.

 

[Liquidsandwich]

A mechanic and an engineer are pissing in the bathroom. They both get done and the engineer walks up to the sink to wash his hands, the mechanic goes to the door to leave. The engineer says to him "the school I went to taught me to wash my hands after I pee." The mechanic opened the door and said "The school I went to taught me not to piss on my hands!"

 

[ChshreCat]

I hate people who don't read a thread and tell the same joke someone told a few pages earlier.