You kids stop getting your $#(@^ threads locked!!!!!

[bethlehembrewer]

Thought this might be appropriate here since this is a threat about threads being closed...

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I'd say that is about legs being closed.

 

[vfinch]

PUPPIES!

 

[Yooper]

I can't believe the no kids thread got locked, but the "I'm voting republican" thread didn't.

I came in late, but I'm guessing it was locked because when there is talk about killing people, the discussion is over. A little intelligent political disussion is ok (as is the discussion of personal choices like kids vs no kids) but even "joking" about murdering someone is way out there.


Hey- nice PUPPIES!

 

[the_bird]

+1. When people start talking about causing physical harm to someone - even in a joking manner - the "close" button comes out pretty quick. I don't recall too much in terms of personal attacks in the Republican thread, or anything else that was really out of line.

 

[Brew-Happy]

Animal Abuse!

Full Kitty

 

[adrock]

+1 on Revvy posting the funniest YouTube vid ever. Bravo!

 

[RiverSwillBeer]

+1 on Revvy posting the funniest YouTube vid ever. Bravo!

Its what they do ... Its what they said they were going to do !!!!! They have objectives Ken ....

... Its Barry ....

Thanks Ed


AWESOME Video ... Thanks Revvy

 

[Rezilynt]

+1 on Revvy posting the funniest YouTube vid ever. Bravo!

+2
How about puppies AND controversy:

 

[arturo7]

Does anyone have a good cat recipe they'd like to share?

 

[adrock]

Being from Kentucky I do have a raccoon recipe, but anything hit by a car will work. The short version: Pick up cat with shovel..........burn hair off of cat........eat cat!

 

[the_bird]

So, you want all the hair off the ***** before you'll eat it?

 

[Rezilynt]

Does anyone have a good cat recipe they'd like to share?

Accelerate Semi to 72 mph
let fifi simmer for 30 miles on radiator grill
.75 oz Amarillo @ 25 miles
.75 oz Simcoe @ 15 miles
1.0 oz Amarillo @ 2 miles

Sparge with 5 gal of creek water - no need to ferment

Enjoy!

 

[adrock]

Of course I want all the hair off! There's nothing worse than trying to eat a --cat.......yeah, that's it, a cat -- while having to pull hairs out from in between your teeth the whole time. Ruins the whole experience.

 

[BierMuncher]

Animal Abuse!

That's the fuzziest woody I've ever seen.

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Actually, on second thought it was probably the guy who mentioned shooting kids that got mine locked

How about zombie kids...we're still allowed to shoot them, right?

 

[Orfy]

Does anyone have a good cat recipe they'd like to share?

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]PREPARING YOUR CAT FOR CONSUMPTION[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular][SIZE=-1]Since cat meat isn't commercially available in the United States (and illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to EDIT: (I've removed the link!!!!!!! it will offend cat) lovers!!!! but if you want to know do a search and you'll find it,[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular][SIZE=-1]First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.

Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.



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[Homercidal]

It's illegal to eat cat?? When did this happen?

 

[BierMuncher]

...remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.
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WTF is the point of you can't whip up some kitty Foie gras...

 

[the_bird]

You mean I've been stuffing the gullet of this damn thing with Meow Mix for nothin'?

 

[Drunkensatyr]

Jesus...I hope THAT cat never becomes a Cat Zombie...

 

[Revvy]

Jesus...I hope THAT cat never becomes a Cat Zombie...

 

[the_bird]

Uh, looks to me like Zombie Cat is saying "want moar butseks!"

 

[bethlehembrewer]

Of course I want all the hair off! There's nothing worse than trying to eat a --cat.......yeah, that's it, a cat -- while having to pull hairs out from in between your teeth the whole time. Ruins the whole experience.

Kind of like the hair on corn, I can't stand that. I can imagine the cat hair is somewhat more firm and easier to grab. Man all this talk about eating cats has really made me think about grabbing the neighbors of their porch and smacking it with my hammer. Should I use butter or canola oil?

 

[user 574]

Cats are the devils messengers.

 

[Rezilynt]

Of course I want all the hair off! There's nothing worse than trying to eat a --cat.......yeah, that's it, a cat -- while having to pull hairs out from in between your teeth the whole time. Ruins the whole experience.

Why go through the trouble of dehairing when you don't have to? Try one of these:

 

[mmb]

Why go through the trouble of dehairing when you don't have to? Try one of these:

With all the talk about hairless ***** cats, I thought the women on HBT would appreciate a little kickback.

"Hairless" Cockerels

http://www.nextnature.net/?p=668

 

[Loweface]

Back on topic...

AWWWW Look at the LLAMA!!!

LLAMAS!!!!

[youtube]HbPDKHXWlLQ[/youtube]

 

[eriktlupus]

Of course, maybe I'm just a whackjob and respect for others, like keeping your pants above half mast, is an old fashioned concept.

Rick

best way i found was to whip your kids pants down in the middle of walmart/ or the mall. they'll never forgive ya for it but at least they'll always wear a belt from then on.

 

[Brew-Happy]

How about bonsai kittens!! all the rage!

 

[kornkob]

How about bonsai kittens!! all the rage!

So--- do ya do that as a straight shot or do you drop a shot of jager in there first?