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You goof balls need to pick out a gift for my wife...
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hunter_le five
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500 lizards? Girls like swarms of things, right?
Calichusetts
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what does she like or what are her hobbies?
That would be helpful, but of course, you could buy her an HBT growler. I'm pretty sure they are magic*.
*Growlers are in no way magic.
She wants diamonds. She told me.
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A tenga egg.
It's a horrible gift for a woman but at least you won't be lonely on the couch for putting no thought into her gift.
It's a horrible gift for a woman but at least you won't be lonely on the couch for putting no thought into her gift.
hunter_le five
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I think I heard her say she wanted something called a "SABCO Brew Magic", whatever that is. Women, amirite?
GarageDweller
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an apron, and some cleaning supplies. $hit aint gonna clean itself...
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SupervisingChildren
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Hahahahaha classic.
I would have gone with a pair of slippers and a dildo, cus if she doesn't like the slippers she can go **** herself.
Maybe something tiger themed instead, Ridire?
At least then she could say your gift was Grrrrrrrrreat!
Any kitchen appliance is always appreciated. Especially if it's 'As Seen On TV'.
That, or a new vacuum cleaner.
What the heck, it's Christmas. Toss in a new robe and slippers too!
That, or a new vacuum cleaner.
What the heck, it's Christmas. Toss in a new robe and slippers too!
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https://www.holidaybull****.com/
You know what to sub for the asterisks. They actually mailed boxes of genuine American bull**** to people who ordered on Thanksgiving.
You know what to sub for the asterisks. They actually mailed boxes of genuine American bull**** to people who ordered on Thanksgiving.
Funkychef
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Does she like making things. How about a Cheese making kit or something like that so after time you can combine your hobbies together
This is actually very good advice. Buy her something you really want. If she likes it, the two of you have a new way to spend quality time together. If she doesn't, you still have a new robotic alligator suit. Everybody wins!
SupervisingChildren
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On a serious note, never get an angry SWMBO a new set of knives. I feared for my life every night I fell asleep for the next 6 months or so.
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Think she'd like a humidor with my initials engraved on the side?
Why don't you load the dishwasher? Ya know...by getting her drunk.
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Close. Tenga egg does hold a wiener.
gratus fermentatio
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She'd LOVE to get one of these, guaranteed.
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She'd LOVE to get one of these, guaranteed.
Not my wife. She'd shoot me if I did something like that. She's a practical woman...for the most part.
gratus fermentatio
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Maybe one of these instead.
