You cannot make this up...

[DKershner]

This morning, I come down to my kegerator and it is making noise. There is a bag sitting on top of it. The oktoberfest tap is open and there is 4gallons of beer on the floor. After closing the tap and unhooking the keg, I realize that a bag fell off the shelf above the kegerator and hit the tap to open it. No idea how long it was sitting open, but it didn't seem like long and I still had CO2, but no more oktoberfest.

 

[smakudwn]

That is just heartbreaking.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I am constantly scolding my wife to not leave her handbag on the keezer. My boys like to rifle through her stuff and I can just picture one of these days one of them will snatch her bag off the top and open up a tap or few.

 

[DKershner]

For those with Perlick taps, you know how low of a probability this is. The tap handle sits at about a 30 degree angle which means that the bag would have to hit it at such a specific angle to open it. I just cannot see how it's possible.

 

[Ouroboros]

"We therefore commit this homebrew to the floor, looking for the Next Brewing, and the maltiness of Marzen to come, through our brewmaster DKershner; at whose next brew day coming in glorious majesty to boil the wort, the carpet shall give up her beer; and the infected batches dumped in the sink shall be restored..."

 

[arturo7]

Actually, there was only one gallon spilled on the floor. The rest was consumed by gnomes, or your neighbor, and made to look like an accident.