Yooper owns at least one...

[CreamyGoodness]

... antique sausage stuffer.

Here's the game. Single out one or more members of HBT (preferably one that you are on good terms with) and note one item that you have a very strong suspicion that they own, even if in the back of a closet they never open.

The rules are:
1) your choice has to make some sort of sense.
2) It has to be at least vaguely amusing. Saying Revvy owns a 5 gallon carboy doesnt cut it, unless you say he owns a 5 gallon carboy with an imitation Shroud of Turin cosy around it.
3) ONLY the member singled out may ask WHY you think they own one of these items.
4) Dont cross the line between "busting chops" and "being a giant jerk". If you get this thread closed on me I will personally go to your hometown and hit you with a salmon.

Here are a few more:

* Homercidal owns at least one college branded shot glass from his daughter's college's gift shop. There is still a blob of Yaegermeister congealed at the bottom.

* ImperialLover owns at least one hat with a fly flishing fly he tied himself hanging off of it. This is totally funny. Those hats look funny.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Revvy has at least one full length mirror he views himself in nude, daily, to make sure he still meets Yoopers standards for "sexy"

 

[passedpawn]

cheezydemon3 owns a keyboard with a sticky "!", "?", and CAPLOCKS key.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Brewmcq owns at least one rice paddle... But it has been banished from the kitchen...

 

[timpoulsen]

I'm guessing da Yooper has a pair of choppers and a chook, Eh?

 

[cheezydemon3]

passedpawn has a keyboard with the caps lock, "!" and "?" removed.

 

[Cyclman]

Creamygoodness has a collection of antique merkins.

 

[drainbamage]

I bet cheezy has a roll of toilet paper with a Tea Party Congressman's face printed on each square.

Also, Yooper owns her avatar's outfit, but will never own up to it because the Boneyard requests would become unbearable.

(As I typed this, I had to find one of her posts to make sure she hadn't changed it back to Red Green again. )

 

[Homercidal]

... antique sausage stuffer.

Here's the game. Single out one or more members of HBT (preferably one that you are on good terms with) and note one item that you have a very strong suspicion that they own, even if in the back of a closet they never open.

The rules are:
1) your choice has to make some sort of sense.
2) It has to be at least vaguely amusing. Saying Revvy owns a 5 gallon carboy doesnt cut it, unless you say he owns a 5 gallon carboy with an imitation Shroud of Turin cosy around it.
3) ONLY the member singled out may ask WHY you think they own one of these items.
4) Dont cross the line between "busting chops" and "being a giant jerk". If you get this thread closed on me I will personally go to your hometown and hit you with a salmon.

Here are a few more:

* Homercidal owns at least one college branded shot glass from his daughter's college's gift shop. There is still a blob of Yaegermeister congealed at the bottom.

* ImperialLover owns at least one hat with a fly flishing fly he tied himself hanging off of it. This is totally funny. Those hats look funny.

I applaud your deductive reasoning (whatever it may be) but for the record I don't own any Western Michigan Broncos drinkware. And now that you mention it, I should really fix that oversight.

And no Jaeger. I had a very small bottle of it last year and it took months to finish off. I'm liking the cinnamon flavored stuff these days. Now to wrap gifts aith the young one and sip on some Beer Barrel Bourbon. I may be back to contribute to this thread.

Don't forget to explain why you think I have the shot glass, although it would seem to be an obvious to most people.

 

[jhoneycutt]

I'll bet hoppydaze has an obnoxious amount of Oregon ducks merchandise including boxer briefs that he wears everywhere "for good luck".

 

[Yooper]

I bet cheezy has a roll of toilet paper with a Tea Party Congressman's face printed on each square.

Also, Yooper owns her avatar's outfit, but will never own up to it because the Boneyard requests would become unbearable.

(As I typed this, I had to find one of her posts to make sure she hadn't changed it back to Red Green again. )

I do own the Red Green outfit. I won't comment on Frau Dominatrix's outfit.

Pappers must have at least one kilt to show off his awesome legs.

 

[drainbamage]

I won't comment on Frau Dominatrix's outfit.

I rest my case.

 

[passedpawn]

Dan has a seaman's cap (dixie cup) that he wears while gardening.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Bad Coffee buys only whole bean organic coffee that he grinds himself and makes into FANTASTIC coffee.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Creamygoodness has a growing collection of odd meads that he tastes periodically to see if that flavor has mellowed yet.

 

[finsfan]

Remmy has the word "SMACKED" always copied so he can just paste it in the drinking thread when he has another beer 10 minutes later

 

[headbanger]

Passedpawn has a Sherlock Holmes signature model pipe that he smokes in his private library whilst wearing a smoking jacket (or leisure suit) and reading classic American literature.

 

[TxBrew]

Cheezy owns at least one foot. Whether or not it's in his mouth is determined on a daily basis.

 

[Punity]

Cape has a lock of Brady hair tucked away in a scrap book of the good ol days for Pats football.

 

[Pappers_]

Pappers must have at least one kilt to show off his awesome legs.

In a Clan Douglas tartan.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Everyone here owns a vagina......Except the women.

There, I think I managed to get everyone there?

 

[jonmohno]

Everyone here owns a vagina......Except the women.

There, I think I managed to get everyone there?

Then I guess I own my wife. And Im very suspisious that you have a big or elite collection of Mad magazine?

 

[Pappers_]

LGI owns a cease and desist letter . . .

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

LGI owns a cease and desist letter . . .

And it's laminated for frequent use.


Pappers owns a bottle of Viagra pills and a despairingly blank calendar for 2014.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Cheezy owns at least one foot. Whether or not it's in his mouth is determined on a daily basis.

Tex has at least one website that he claims is serious, and useful.

*hint- It is NOT this one *

 

[boydster]

Cheezydemon has a 3.6 billion gallon carboy buried in his back yard that he uses to lure unsuspecting and attractive "visitors" to skinny dip in.

 

[boydster]

Oh, and WesleyS has a pet unicorn. But it's crazy.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I applaud your deductive reasoning (whatever it may be) but for the record I don't own any Western Michigan Broncos drinkware. And now that you mention it, I should really fix that oversight.

And no Jaeger. I had a very small bottle of it last year and it took months to finish off. I'm liking the cinnamon flavored stuff these days. Now to wrap gifts aith the young one and sip on some Beer Barrel Bourbon. I may be back to contribute to this thread.

Don't forget to explain why you think I have the shot glass, although it would seem to be an obvious to most people.

My reasoning was quite elementary, actually, even if it turned out to be incorrect. You strike me as the sort of dad (though please, don't strike me) who would push his daughter hard to succeed in scholastic endeavors, and then take the edge off your pushing by sharing a shot or two after the proof of her labors came in. I figured Jaeg would be the beverage involved because c'mon... college kids drink Jaeg...

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Airborneguy, among several dozen high end cigars, owns a fully wrapped cigar labeled "Its a Girl!"

 

[Homercidal]

My reasoning was quite elementary, actually, even if it turned out to be incorrect. You strike me as the sort of dad (though please, don't strike me) who would push his daughter hard to succeed in scholastic endeavors, and then take the edge off your pushing by sharing a shot or two after the proof of her labors came in. I figured Jaeg would be the beverage involved because c'mon... college kids drink Jaeg...

That's about what I figured, but unfortunately my daughter has tasted beer like twice in her life and has zero interest in trying alcohol of any kind. I've offered her drinks of things for years and have never gotten her to try it, except for Kid Rock's American Bad Ass one time (about the time MBC closed, so it was going to become a part of history (A VERY unknown part of history))

I think she's tried some Run Chata once, but declined again this year when I offered her a taste.

Anyway, yeah, Jaeger is not as good as I expected it to be.