Yeahfairly's a Vashikaran Specialist too!!!

[yeahfairly]

I just want all you folks to know that if you are tempted to contact one of these Vashikarans and are truly in need of their services I am an Ordained Vashikaran too! I will give you a 10% discount off their advertised price, just because you are a Home Brew Talk Member! Don't be fooled by my competitors advertisements. When you need a Vashikaran, well the feces has done hit the oscillating air movement device! I am the only certified Vashikaran operating in the lower 48 states and I am certified through the ONBCV (Official Nigerian Board of Certified Vashikaran's). In order to be certified by the ONBCV a Vashikaran must use an authentic Monkey's Foot and real chicken blood in performing all magical incantations.

Don't wait.... I have operators standing by to answer your calls..... and while I am waiting on your calls I am going to goggle "Vashikaran" and see what the PHUCK it is...... cause apparently I am one!


EDIT: Yeah.... Don't bother calling... apparently this dudes black magic has something to do with getting you back together with an Ex or fixing your troubled marriage..... I reckin Vashikaran is the Farsi word for Divorce Lawyer!

 

[kingwood-kid]

Sounds great! I don't need the 10% discount; I make $93 an hour from home on the internet.

 

[yeahfairly]

Hahaha.... Dang.... I interviewed for that job too......

 

[yeahfairly]

Bump..... Spammers are kicking My Arse!!!!!

 

[yeahfairly]

Somebody Stole some generator fuel in Nigeria last night!!!!!!

Yeah.... I've been bored and sober all night too!