yay! marriage...

[Nerro]

This has got to be why they rape men in deliverance.

link --> ==I got married last weekend [pics]== - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums

This is not me! It's just hilarious. This was actually referred to on a Dutch news site.

 

[Aleforge]

Congrats and good luck.

 

[Chriso]

From page 3...

*clap* *clap* *clap*

Now I have E.D.

Lol.

 

[nealf]

........ I am still trying to think if this is a joke or a real post.

+1234567890

 

[Chriso]

It's a joke. You have to get about 20 pages into the thread before it's clear.

Damn funny joke, though, the dude looted their myspaces to get as many pics as possible. And there are links TO their myspaces a few pages in.

I'm still rofl'in. I needed a pick-me-up for this morning.

 

[aekdbbop]

lol

 

[nealf]

It's a joke. You have to get about 20 pages into the thread before it's clear.

Damn funny joke, though, the dude looted their myspaces to get as many pics as possible. And there are links TO their myspaces a few pages in.

I'm still rofl'in. I needed a pick-me-up for this morning.

Yep, just got to page 20 lol

 

[Brewin_Bob]

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

You? A deadly weapon? HAHAHAHA! My 9 year old daughter could kick you a$$, toothpick!

That thread's hilarious, especially the responses. Looks like a number of the responses were trying to be PC instead of asking if it was a real thread or a prank.

 

[brauhaus]

Bwauh-haha

That's one aerodynamic forehead.

oh my god my stomach...

 

[brauhaus]

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

damn you for posting that link! i'm dieing over here...

 

[mmb]

If you like that thread, you'd love his posts in *FIGHTCLUB*

*chuckle*

 

[DeathBrewer]

lol, priceless

I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

 

[TheJadedDog]

Genius, just pure genius.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound OF MY DICK SCREAMING!

 

[MrNate]

"We sure fooled 'em for a long time, didn't we, Boss?"

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[Chriso]

Hehehehehe

 

[friarjohn]

them to uglies will make the cutest baby you ever see....that how genetics works...plus God couldnt be that cruel to a innocent baby..

 

[JMD87]

Hehehehehe

hahahahha awesome

 

[quixotic]

Hehehehehe

I can't stop laughing...hehe..

 

[brauhaus]

Hehehehehe

HEhehehehehe

 

[wildwest450]

We may think were funny here, but that thread pwned our funniness in the dirt.

 

[mmb]

We may think were funny here, but that thread pwned our funniness in the dirt.

True for some threads, but I spend time over there for the MMA coverage and most of those guys are low quality dickbags.

HBT is a site for higher quality dickbags.

 

[DeathBrewer]

quit talking about my penis sack

 

[Homercidal]

Wrong, so so very very wrong..

 

[blacklab]

Good god, that was horrifying.

 

[GroovePuppy]

I thought the guy was marrying DeathBrewers ManBearPig from the other thread.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Im terrified....

 

[DeathBrewer]

I thought the guy was marrying DeathBrewers ManBearPig from the other thread.

he can't take my WomanBearPig away from me

 

[GroovePuppy]

he can't take my WomanBearPig away from me

Awww, that's sweet. In a vomit-inducing kind of way!

 

[DeathBrewer]

well, that's love for ya

 

[Laurel]

well, that's love for ya

Or utter drunkenness.