ya know you're in for a bad day when

[Pumbaa]

Oh ****, Oh ****, Oh ****, Oh ****, Oh ****!!!

Verified by snopes.com as authentic. Picture taken off So. Africa​

 

[Desert_Sky]

the shark is really bait on his fishing pole. hes trying for something really big

 

[knipknup]

Reminds me of when my wife is coming home on a rampage... run for your life!

 

[cha ngo]

I wonder how wetsuits are with sh*t stains . . .

 

[dibby33]

Why are wet suits black like the colour of seals? Would it not make more sense not to look like the food of choice of sharks. I would prefer a suit in multi colours!

...lets dress like a seal and get in the water. No thanks mate.

 

[Ize]

What a great pic. :rockin:

I on the other hand would be dead from the heart attack.

But a great way and place to go.

Ize

 

[Pumbaa]

But a great way and place to go.

Ize

I think I'll pass on dieing while being a snack

 

[98EXL]

I think I'll pass on dieing while being a snack

I concur as well

 

[the_bird]

I'm not sure that there is ANY way that I want to die, but if I *had* to choose, I think Walker's near-miss last year wouldn't be too bad...

 

[user 574]

I think dying as food would be the worst. So humiliating to think you're eventually going to be a turd.

 

[brewman !]

Morbid topic today !

You wouldn't have time to think about ending up as a turd. What is the difference ending up as a turd or as worm mulch ? (Sorry if that offended anyone...)

According to Mythbusters, you can fight off a big shark by punching it in the nose. Just be sure not to stick your hand in its mouth !

I can think of a lot worse ways to go.

 

[Ize]

I think dying as food would be the worst. So humiliating to think you're eventually going to be a turd.

LMAO. Never thought of it that way.

And in drunkeness last night, I really only meant dying in that location on the planet. Not the method of my extinction.

I won't edit it for comedy's sake tho.

Lemme have it!

Ize

 

[98EXL]

According to Mythbusters, you can fight off a big shark by punching it in the nose. Just be sure not to stick your hand in its mouth

that was an awesome episode!

 

[david_42]

"When you enter the ocean, you enter the food chain. But, not at the top."

Jacques-Yves Cousteau

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I'm not sure that there is ANY way that I want to die, but if I *had* to choose, I think Walker's near-miss last year wouldn't be too bad...

Death by snoo snoo!


Yaaay!

Noooo!

Yaaaay!

 

[robbase9]

Good Luck punching a 20 foot shark in the nose without it's 4 foot mouth swallowing you whole. That's a mother f'ing huge shark. Looks like Jaws

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Good Luck punching a 20 foot shark in the nose without it's 4 foot mouth swallowing you whole. That's a mother f'ing huge shark. Looks like Jaws

Yeah and this one is REAL!! Um, I'd just as soon not die as something else's lunch, either. I'd prefer to stay at the top of the food chain.

 

[homebrewer_99]

There's something fishy about that photo...or at least the description.

According to the text the kayak is 3.8 meters long and the shark is 4 meters long. Now, I know a meter is 39+ inches, but to me that shark looks at least twice as large as that kayak.

Anyone disagree?

 

[rdwj]

There's something fishy about that photo...or at least the description.

According to the text the kayak is 3.8 meters long and the shark is 4 meters long. Now, I know a meter is 39+ inches, but to me that shark looks at least twice as large as that kayak.

Anyone disagree?

It's just because the camera is closer to the shark that it looks bigger. It's amazing that that guy was trying to get near that shark on purpose!! Seems crazy too me, but I sure love a good shark program in HD

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Verified by snopes.com as authentic. Picture taken off So. Africa

Yeah, Bill. follow the link, there are more pics from the series.

 

[uglygoat]

I think dying as food would be the worst. So humiliating to think you're eventually going to be a turd.

meh... a turds a turd if it's a worm turd or a shark turd, minas well be a decent story when you go....

 

[Pumbaa]

call me a ***** but I would prefer a less painful story

 

[Ivan Lendl]

I think becomming a shark turd would be the best case scenario. From what Ive read, sharks dont like humans, so the shark would prob just kill the dude, maybe eat his leg, but leave the rest for turtles and microbes to eat for months, or maybe some stupid tourist finds your decrepit, bloated body and has nightmares about you for the rest of thier lives.

As far as punching the shark in the nose, Please, Mike Tyson would crap his pants in front of that thing.

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

Dude, mythbusters is right. An Australian was halfway swalled by a great white recently, but poked it in the eye and was released. He survived and lives to talk about it and has the scars to prove it:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2007-01-24-shark_x.htm

 

[kb9vzh]

Reminds me of when my wife is coming home on a rampage... run for your life!

After she opens the box or create the UPS guy dropped off and it more homebrew stuff, the day after you forgot your anniversary!!!!!!! (and your reason was you are low on cash, and were planning on taking her out next week when you got paid again.):cross: