Would you rather

[CreamyGoodness]

Hmmmm are alpacas less spitty?

 

[Whattawort]

Depends on your attitude and their disposition. Generally a quick punch to the head right off the bat will put them in their place. They'll still be mad and ill tempered, it just won't be with you. Not that I condone that kind of behavior.

 

[Homercidal]

After thinking about it a bit, I might have to change my answer to Llama. If you break down in the middle of nowhere, that tube is not going to be very nourishing...

 

[cheezydemon3]

After thinking about it a bit, I might have to change my answer to Llama. If you break down in the middle of nowhere, that tube is not going to be very nourishing...

Break down? The tubes have you where you want to go in 2.5 seconds. If one "broke down" you wouldeither be flying out into space or stuck in no where and most likely suffocating.

There is no evidence that a tube has EVER broken down.

they have a 100% success rate.

 

[Whattawort]

Break down? The tubes have you where you want to go in 2.5 seconds. If one "broke down" you wouldeither be flying out into space or stuck in no where and most likely suffocating.

There is no evidence that a tube has EVER broken down.

they have a 100% success rate.

I believe were the tubes to quit functioning, the likelihood of you finding your head up someone else's arse would be fairly high. Combine that with the abrupt lack of propulsion and the likelihood of someone else's head going up your arse, and you're looking a serious internal injury. No thanks, I'll climb aboard Archibald the Alpaca with my cup of coffee for the morning commute. Lester the llama is a bit slower on the hoof and in the head, so he drives us on the weekends.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I believe were the tubes to quit functioning, the likelihood of you finding your head up someone else's arse would be fairly high. Combine that with the abrupt lack of propulsion and the likelihood of someone else's head going up your arse, and you're looking a serious internal injury. No thanks, I'll climb aboard Archibald the Alpaca with my cup of coffee for the morning commute. Lester the llama is a bit slower on the hoof and in the head, so he drives us on the weekends.

I've had my head up my own arse for years, someone else's might be a refreshing change.

 

[Whattawort]

I've had my head up my own arse for years, someone else's might be a refreshing change.

Maybe it'll ease that crick a little.

 

[Homercidal]

Break down? The tubes have you where you want to go in 2.5 seconds. If one "broke down" you wouldeither be flying out into space or stuck in no where and most likely suffocating.

There is no evidence that a tube has EVER broken down.

they have a 100% success rate.

That's just intergalactic government propaganda. I've heard tell that there are thousands of deaths and injuries a year that go unreported.

Those deaths are often reported as related to excessive Lormarium Blastahol consumption, or a case of Miganon Brian worms.

There never seems to be a body, does there? Hmm.....

 

[Whattawort]

Miganon Brian worms? When did they start naming the worms? And why did they choose Brian? I would have gone with Chester or Willie.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Miganon Brian worms? When did they start naming the worms? And why did they choose Brian? I would have gone with Chester or Willie.

You remember little Brian Pelophone?

All over the news a few years back, first kid to discover the worms.....and subsequently get eaten. Easily responsible for the widespread mis-conception that they are called brain worms......They do not in fact stop at the brain.

You could be right Homercidal.......burt a llama won't get you to Aeries 646 in this lifetime......and if you have ever seen the girls on Aeries 646, you might want to spend a lifetime there.

 

[Homercidal]

Smart asses.

Even in the FUTURE spell check doesn't work!

 

[HawksBrewer]

Man am I late to the party. I think in downtown Chicago I would have to opt for the llama. I can think of many occasions when a jerk biting, distance spitting llama would come in handy. I used to do a lot of tubes in college, and think I should leave that part of my life in the past. Cheers.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Man am I late to the party. I think in downtown Chicago I would have to opt for the llama. I can think of many occasions when a jerk biting, distance spitting llama would come in handy. I used to do a lot of tubes in college, and think I should leave that part of my life in the past. Cheers.

Jerk biting? I prefer the old fashioned method thanks. That just sounds painful.

 

[Whattawort]

You could be right Homercidal.......burt a llama won't get you to Aeries 646 in this lifetime......and if you have ever seen the girls on Aeries 646, you might want to spend a lifetime there.

Who the hell is burt?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Who the hell is burt?

Burt is a llama. You clearly didn't read that post properly.

 

[Revvy]

Burt is a llama. You clearly didn't read that post properly.

There really IS a Burt the Llama....

He lives here

I guess he's a miniature one.....

 

[cheezydemon3]

Are his tubes tied??

 

[Whattawort]

Burt is a llama. You clearly didn't read that post properly.

Thanks for clearing that up. Guess I was expecting Burt to be a proper noun, but I guess he doesn't qualify yet.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Thanks for clearing that up. Guess I was expecting Burt to be a proper noun, but I guess he doesn't qualify yet.

No, this is a proper nun:

Oh!! You said NOUN!!!!! :cross:



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[45_70sharps]

Dumbest thread ever!

If we are going into the future for the tube thing, I want a star trek transporter! Think of the extra sleep you could get in the morning with a transporter to get you there!
It would also get you home after "sampling" beer you didn't make away from home.

I don't want to smell like a llama when I get there and the tube might make your underwear ride up a bit if you aren't ready for the ride.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dumbest thread ever!

If we are going into the future for the tube thing, I want a star trek transporter! Think of the extra sleep you could get in the morning with a transporter to get you there!
It would also get you home after "sampling" beer you didn't make away from home.

I don't want to smell like a llama when I get there and the tube might make your underwear ride up a bit if you aren't ready for the ride.

Silly, silly person. The transporters make copies. They kill the original. You wanna be a copy? I don't want a scenario where i have to kill the copy of myself if things go wrong and there are two of me.

 

[45_70sharps]

Silly, silly person. The transporters make copies. They kill the original. You wanna be a copy? I don't want a scenario where i have to kill the copy of myself if things go wrong and there are two of me.

Damn it Bones, you fixed Kirk before, what's the problem this time!!

 

[Homercidal]

I wish I could duplicate myself. Then I could stay and watch the game AND send myself for pizza!

 

[Whattawort]

I wish I could duplicate myself. Then I could stay and watch the game AND send myself for pizza!

That's why we have pizza delivery. The times...you're not with them.

 

[Hamsterbite]

Try Timelord's Pizza delivery. They'll deliver in 30 minutes or less, or they'll deliver it yesterday!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Silly, silly person. The transporters make copies. They kill the original. You wanna be a copy? I don't want a scenario where i have to kill the copy of myself if things go wrong and there are two of me.

HOLY EFF!!!

thought I was the only other person to realize that!

You walk in one end, and molecule for molecule including your thought, a replica walks out the other side fully believing that is you.

No one else is the wiser but Your conciousness blinked out of existence like turning out a light.

 

[TxBrew]

Jeston Tubes.

Well, Futurama Tubes if I have my say on it.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I've never been so wrong about one's transportation choices.

 

[jerrodm]

This is how I get to work:

No, seriously. It's not me in that picture (I ride a longboard), but I really do ride a skateboard to work in a suit. Way easier than riding a bike in, and it sits next to my desk instead of me worrying about my bike getting stolen outside. I really don't know why more people don't do it.

My boss keeps asking me to wear a helmet...

 

[Homercidal]

Better than asking you to NOT wear a helmet...