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This is the single worst/best lap dance song, hands down, ever... No more posts required but thanks for playing...

 
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"Minnie the Moocher" Cab Calloway
"F*ck Her Gently" Tenacious D
"Bong Hits and Porn" Ominous Seapods
 
Are hymns the worst, or the best?

How Great thou Art
Be Thou my Vision
All creatures of our God and King
How Firm a Foundation
Jesus, Thank You
 
Dead Body Man by Insane Clown Posse. Hell, anything by ICP or any other band in that genre.

And here is a PSA
Hi, I’m Peter Grifin. You know we’ve had a lot of laughs tonight, but I’ll tell you what’s not funny; killing strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the VIP room. Besides, there’s no need to kill them ‘cause most of them are already dead inside. Goodnight everyone.
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So true story here. I actually got a tittie club DJ to play "rock lobster". The best part was watching the unsuspecting stripers attempt to dance to it.

Worst would be any John Philip Sousa.
 
Tears in heaven. Yeah that's the one I was thinking of that if actually heard in a strip club.

Didn't go well with a buzz and a boner.
 
So many great ones so far. How about:

A Complicated Song - Weird Al
Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith
U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
 
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