Worst Songs for a Lap Dance

[OleBrewing]

"The Lap Dance is Better When the Stripper Is Crying" - The Bloodhound Gang

Yep this was my vote also.

 

[SanPancho]

Puff the magic dragon?

 

[ba-brewer]

Alice's Restaurant - Arlo Guthrie 18min
Happy Wanderer - Bad Company 1min 20sec

 

[wardens355]

You do mean this? Windowlicker would be pretty bad too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRvfxWRi6qQ

Indeed, I do.

 

[wardens355]

Puff the magic dragon?

Followed by Baby Beluga and Down by the Bay. You sing custom verses, obviously.

 

[EcuPirate07]

Damn someone beat me to it




If it hasn't been said this one tops them all


"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"
By bloodhound gang

If you haven't heard it you should.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Worst Songs For A Lap Dance.....

#1- Hole In My Soul- Aerosmith
#2- You're Always On My Mind- Willie Nelson
#3- Time In A Bottle- Jim Croce

 

[Effinbrewer]

On an Iron Maiden theme the saga of Charlotte the harlot

Charlotte the harlot - [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBR-A_YfxJ8[/ame]
22 Acacia Avenue - [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD58jdCPE_I[/ame]

Hooks in You - [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFqVnX1Gvek[/ame]

Although not mentioning Charlotte directly So I feel quite happy to add

From here to eternity [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwGuR711cwM[/ame]

 

[Hophunter]

Amazing Grace
It's raining men - the weather girls

 

[Komodo]

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy

Gah! You beat me to it. FYI - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald might actually be strangely interesting.

Seems like a good place for this one, not sure why. I'm not going to embed since it's ****:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/G5KxZ5Lc_YA

 

[grrickar]

Cats in the Cradle - Cat Stevens
Sailing - Christopher Cross
Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me - (duet of course) Elton John and George Michael
American Pie - Don McLean
Race is On - George Jones
Wannabee - Spice Girls
Dude Looks like a Lady - Aerosmith

 

[JonM]

"At a Medium Pace" - Adam Sandler

 

[Cider123]

Tijuana Taxi
Pomp and Circumstance
The Song of the Volga Boatmen

 

[harleybug88]

For me it would be.
#1 Taps bugle call.
#2 Taps.
#3 Taps.

That would kill the mood for me.

 

[Hophunter]

"At a Medium Pace" - Adam Sandler

Lunch lady- adam sandler

Anything adam sandler.

 

[drainbamage]

Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic

 

[1977Brewer]

Girls-beastie Boys
Suggestion-Fugazi
Corona-Minutemen

If you need explanation, google image the youngest girl you would do, then the artist + song. Enjoy your $7 steak *******.

 

[how1]

I Wanta Take You Higher - Sly and the Family Stone
Jam On It Nucleus
Coming Into Los Angeles - Arlo Guthrie
Give Me 3 Steps - Lyrd Skynrd

 

[singybrue]

Burning Love-Elvis

 

[Mexibilly]

We Are Family - Sister Sledge

 

[Mexibilly]

We Care A Lot - Faith No More

 

[Mexibilly]

Girls-beastie Boys
Suggestion-Fugazi
Corona-Minutemen

We are all
Guilty

 

[BlueHouseBrewhaus]

Daddy's Little Girl - Mills Brothers
Thank Heaven For Little Girls - from "Gigi"
Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith

 

[singybrue]

Daughter- Pearl Jam

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

"Cry, Little Sister"- From the 'Lost Boys' movie soundtrack

 

[1977Brewer]

We Care A Lot - Faith No More

Lol

 

[Zuljin]

She's buried right in my backyard

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOdTzw2grnw[/ame]

 

[Paps]

Ava Maria by ????
How much is that doggy in the window by ???
The star spangled banner by ???

anything super slow paced without a groove
almost any country/classical/death metal song

The bloodhound gang song was what i was gunna post but somebody beat me to it.
I'd imagine the Trololololol song would be pretty weird getting a lapdance to as well.
(and probably really awkward for the dancing girl)

 

[DU99]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWNJwSJh_WY[/ame]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo[/ame]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydrtF45-y-g[/ame]

 

[grrickar]

Sweet Transvestite - Rocky Horror Picture
Macarena - Los del Rio
Mambo #5 - Lou Bega
Eternal Flame - Suzanne Vega
Anything by Dido, Jewel or Sarah McLaughlin