Worst Commercial Beer You've Ever Had?

[jonmohno]

I agree

Really not even michelobe ultra or any of the ultras those are better?Cobra and clamatta are better?

 

[Lost]

Really not even michelobe ultra or any of the ultras those are better?Cobra and clamatta are better?

To chime in again, I agree.. Heineken is terrible! I will admit though that stuff like natural light (or ice) or the god awful steel reserve is worse, far far worse than bud light, mich ultra, or even heineken. I mean, to vote for magic hat #9 is crazy - that's pretty good beer, I'd take that over heineken any day of the week! Same goes for the Sam Adams line, even the Cherry Wheat (which is pretty bad) - it's worlds better than something like steel reserve.

What we need is categories, like a homebrew competition. How about,
1. Worst light beer
2. Worst malt liquor/cheap beer
3. Worst import
4. Worst craft beer


I vote for Bud Select 55, Steel Reserve, Estrella Damm with Heineken as a close second, and.. hmm.. this last one is hard... I'd have to say Anchor Liberty Ale. It's been a while since I had it but I remember finding it so bitter as to taste medicinal and it lacked body and malt character (it was thin and insipid).

 

[emjay]

What?! Been a while since I had Liberty Ale too, but it was great.

 

[bruin_ale]

Yeah, try Anchor Liberty again.. you'd be lucky if that was the worst craft brew you've ever had. You've clearly tried SA cherry wheat, and you think that's better than Anchor Liberty?

 

[erikhild59]

Surprised to see anchor liberty listed, one of my favorite pales.

 

[jonmohno]

I think worst beers have been polled somewhere,if there is a list we should do a poll.Obviously there are beers that people dont like but there are the beers that would be unanimusly categorized as worst by most.
I happen to think bud 55 is the best ultra light, I tried one in a can at thanksgiving and was a little bit shocked. Ive always liked that one more of the ultras though too.Michlobe ultra on the other was unfinishable for me.

 

[aharri1]

"33" a vietnamese beer they sell in the states. It taste like wild animal piss.

 

[H-ost]

"33" a vietnamese beer they sell in the states. It taste like wild animal piss.

Gross... I only like urine from domesticated animals...

 

[plumbob]

Stopped at a British brewpub, tried the Hefe... BAND-AIDS BAND-AIDS BAND-AIDS

Actually everything that was their own brew was BAND-AIDS!

 

[LouisvilleBrews]

I think Heineken suffers from a lot of ppl tasting it skunked. it's not amazing by any measure, but when it's fresh it's definitely not one of the worst ever.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Just fresh out of college i say Natty Light, Any Malt liquor (colt 45, old english, etc.), Bud select 55 just taste like water with a slight hint of piss. Pearl (i think its only in texas).

 

[brrman]

Courtesy of Walgreens (3$ a sixer - I did not buy this!)... their own labeled generic beer and it is absolutely friggin awful! You could almost feel the headache in the beer as you drink it.

Also - Hudy Delight is a beer local to Cincinnati and it sucks ass.

 

[tardisode]

Steel reserve. A favorite of the droves of alcholics in this state. Going to work the other morning saw a guy buying a 4 pack at 7:30 AM, rough stuff. Had a buddy who swore by the stuff. Terrible terrible stuff. I shiver thinking about it.

 

[supe_kitchen]

Minnesota's Brew, super cheap 6-point beer we drank a lot of in college. This stuff was pretty bad, Lost Lake is a close second.

 

[Bsquared]

rolling rock.

 

[rescue brew]

Every beer I have had by Shipyard has tasted like creamed corn. My friends drink it, but I can't stand the stuff.

 

[Mongrel]

Dogfish Head's Red & Black. Just like sipping Robitussin.

 

[happycamperagain]

Worst ever? Shiner had a mesquite smoked beer a couple of years ago. It tasted like I drank the water/dripping tray from my smoker!

 

[MI_Craig]

Bought this and a can of Kodiak for my brother and his friend years ago. Yeah, I was mean to my little brother.

 

[mrmuskie]

Every beer I have had by Shipyard has tasted like creamed corn. My friends drink it, but I can't stand the stuff.

I thought i was the only one that cant drink anything by shipyard.... not good.

 

[Apendecto]

Gross... I only like urine from domesticated animals...

Hahahah!

 

[FromZwolle]

Worst ever? Shiner had a mesquite smoked beer a couple of years ago. It tasted like I drank the water/dripping tray from my smoker!

yeah, and... :cross:

 

[williamGL]

I'm going to have to say the malt beer known as "King Cobra"




Oh god! The first drink... Instant headache and by the end the after taste, tasted what I assumed to be used gas station toilet water would taste like... But like a dumby tried it again 3 months later... Still taste bad and got a instant headache. The third time! Finally started to get a taste for it but drank about 6-7 Milwaukee Beast (Best) before I had the King Cobra... Still! Ugh tho at the end and one heck of a hangover the next day!

 

[mh-brews]

Hands down sam adams triple bock. Tastes like soy sauce and maple syrup

 

[jma99]

Back in the day we could buy a 12 pack of Carling black label, or black death as we called it for $1.99...........

 

[cfonnes]

Years ago I went to a $5 all you can drink frat party. As I walked in they gave me a Coors banquet and said "drink that to kill your taste buds then drink the Brown Derby".

 

[evandena]

Mountain Creek

 

[drainbamage]

To chime in again, I agree.. Heineken is terrible! I will admit though that stuff like natural light (or ice) or the god awful steel reserve is worse, far far worse than bud light, mich ultra, or even heineken. I mean, to vote for magic hat #9 is crazy - that's pretty good beer, I'd take that over heineken any day of the week! Same goes for the Sam Adams line, even the Cherry Wheat (which is pretty bad) - it's worlds better than something like steel reserve.

What we need is categories, like a homebrew competition. How about,
1. Worst light beer
2. Worst malt liquor/cheap beer
3. Worst import
4. Worst craft beer


I vote for Bud Select 55, Steel Reserve, Estrella Damm with Heineken as a close second, and.. hmm.. this last one is hard... I'd have to say Anchor Liberty Ale. It's been a while since I had it but I remember finding it so bitter as to taste medicinal and it lacked body and malt character (it was thin and insipid).

Oh man, I had forgotten about Estrella Damm until I read this post. I think I had tried to purge all memory of it from my mind. Every Spanish beer I've had has been horrific...you guys who think Heineken is the worst import ever don't know how good you've got it.

I had some Honduran beers this fall on vacation, 4 different brands, all made by the same brewery, all equally bad.

 

[step]

Tug Boat Brewing... anything

 

[Tex]

+1 on shiner smokehaus. I honestly think that is the only beer I haven't been able to finish. Friends wouldn't drink it, dog wouldn't even lap it up off the ground