worst childrens book ever!

[alemonkey]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2457332

 

[Cheesefood]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2457332

I no longer wish to smoke drugs.

 

[rdwj]

Wow, that was really bad.

 

[Beerrific]

So does this push "Everybody Poops" off the list?

 

[Yuri_Rage]

So does this push "Everybody Poops" off the list?

This SLAYS "Everybody Poops."

 

[cha ngo]

Best reply was: "wouldn't a horse's drug of choice be heroin?".

 

[EdWort]

Run Latawnya Run! See Latawnya smoke dope. Whatever. I can't believe it was published.

 

[Junebug]

Holy $hit! Horses + forties+ crack= very bad children's story.

 

[prsman]

My friend Matt found this book in a school library and I deem it to be the worst book ever. It has such lines as "Sometimes I wish my brother steven was never born", and "He'll get a menial job and live with other retards like him". The name of the book is "My brother steven is retarded". and is well worth the two or three dollars you can find it for on the internet. The book is just plain WRONG.

 

[Orpheus]

Here's some other contenders:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/childrens-books2.php

 

[Orpheus]

I read Richard Scarry to my kids all the time. I don't remember this one: