Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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Good luck, LGI
Thanks Pappers Smearers, However, luck is not what I need. What I need is an anally inserted rocket.
Good luck, LGI
Thanks Pappers Smearers, However, luck is not what I need. What I need is an anally inserted rocket.
A huge downside to working at home becomes evident when one is in battle mode with the missus.
Last night we got into some random bitching with eachother about "Doing stuff" This comes about when she sees me taking an afternoon nap. Bear in mind that I often get up at 5am and have already been working (Or trying to find work) for a good few hours, so I have to remind her that I get up 3 or 4 hours to work before she even gets out of bed (She has odd working hours too) So I reminded her of that simple fact. My day usually starts when the sparrows aren't even up and farting, rubbing their eyes and cleaning their beaks yet.
This morning, I put in a couple of hours, then had no work for a while, so I sit down and catch up on The Walking Dead. This is when wifey comes in (I call her bloodsucking Hellbitch for short) "Ah" she says! "So you never really do work in the mornings! You just sit and watch TV"
In the sports news today, someone who has never actually played professional football shot his wife and then himself despite suffering no brain injury due to sports. Police are investigating the incident. It turns out that someone stole all the toilet seats in the police station, and they have nothing to go on.
Honestly, I love her with all my heart, and I honestly don't want to kill another wife, the dumpster is kinda full, and the old one is starting to get a bit whiffy.
By Monday you'll be thinking "my co workers are absolute morons... "
Wireless headphones. I wear them all day and nobody bugs me when they are on. I have a pair of Sennheisers. Don't buy Rocketfish.
Back at the office today. Place smells like burning plastic. Thrilled to be out of the apartment though.
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