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OldBunny

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When I was a teen, (back in the Dark Ages) one of my wierder friends carried around a small bottle that he insisted contained "Orangutang Tail Sweat". He was of course totally insensitive to the fact that Orangutans don't have tails.
 
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I brewed a Pilsner earlier this year I called "Mermaid Titties"

one of my more creative labels....

I do agree on the Drool and Slobber though. those don't really sound appetizing.
 

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Apparently we're just used to Moose Drool here in Montana; though if you called a brew something like "Dick Drool," I'm not touching it, and most certainly NOT drinking it! :cross:
 

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Also, if it is being brewed somewhere that is not Germany, by non-Germans, from a recipe that is not German in origin (or insert country here) then putting "bier" on the lable is just pretentious. You're from Scotsdale Arizona, bro, its spelled "beer" there.
 

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Years ago I brewed a big ridiculous Kitchen sink porter. This beer had everything and wasn't horrible.

I named it "Yeast Infection"
 

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Colon blow? Super Colon blow? Oops I Crapped My Pants?
 

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DFH had a Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner. They renamed it... for obvious reasons
 
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Just had this discussion with Brewer Assistant yesterday, I do not have any good ideas but I do not like any thing that refers to drunkeness, Maybe because of lot of Drunken acquaintenances i alreadyhave rep and do not want connotation of beer equates with drunkard
We've talked in the lousy labels thread about terrible labels that send the wrong message about a beer. I think as a field dominated by men, there is a fair bit of crudeness in beer naming, or inside-joke kinds of names that just seem dumb to anyone that would be buying the product. So what words should never be used in a beer's name?

Here's a few I've been thinking of:

Slobber
Knocker
Dog
"PG" Swear words like ass, bitch, etc.
Drool
Hair

Anyone else?
 

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fake
slimy
tainted
infected
rotten
swolen
putrid
any term you might hear in a doctors office for that matter
 
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