Words and phrases I hate

[Billy-Klubb]

Refried beans and corn topped with yucko con queso?

Sounds like you guys need some real Mexican food.



Sent from the headquarters of tacos al pastor...

we just rustle us up some Taco Bell & pour a can of corn on it. what, that's legit, right?


Sent from my Ho! Ho! Ho! Green Giant!

 

[JohnSand]

Digital hands?
A lady on Jeopardy said DNA showed that she was 3% Neanderthal. So I dragged her in to my cave and ripped her throat out.
*Written in blood on a stone wall
(Or is that over the top?)

 

[jonmohno]

I want a tape recorder that repeats riiiiight or I know riiiiight? Over and over to each and every person that says it. Like even at work,once I hear it I want to play it annoyingly over and over over and loudly on the intercom- that stupid voice till they finally get it. Bear with me Im just venting here.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I want a tape recorder that repeats riiiiight or I know riiiiight? Over and over to each and every person that says it. Like even at work,once I hear it I want to play it annoyingly over and over over and loudly on the intercom- that stupid voice till they finally get it. Bear with me Im just venting here.

Your smart phone will do that. And you should because those people deserve it.

 

[Beergnomes]

I really hate it when people that speak with ain'ts and cain'ts and thars, tell immigrants they should go home if they can't speak English. My husband has full blooded native grandmothers on both sides so he likes to ask if they speak Miami Indian or Seminole.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

I really hate it when people that speak with ain'ts and cain'ts and thars, tell immigrants they should go home if they can't speak English. My husband has full blooded native grandmothers on both sides so he likes to ask if they speak Miami Indian or Seminole.

I used to work with a guy that liked to talk smack on a co-worker from Eastern Europe. His exact words:
"Yeah he's a hard worker but he don't speak English too good."

 

[jhoneycutt]

I really hate it when people that speak with ain'ts and cain'ts and thars, tell immigrants they should go home if they can't speak English. My husband has full blooded native grandmothers on both sides so he likes to ask if they speak Miami Indian or Seminole.

Ain't is a word. Its the contraction of the words am and not.

 

[GuldTuborg]

Marris Otter.

No. There are only two Rs in MO. One in the first word, one in the second. Stop adding more. We should have figured this out a long time ago. Damn, wasn't it William of Ockham who said "never multiply consonants beyond necessity"? Learn it.

 

[Beergnomes]

I once heard Lil Mama on Americas Best Dance Crew use the word supersedes in a sentence in place of the word exceeds. Lol drove me nuts. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[Beergnomes]

Ain't is a word. Its the contraction of the words am and not.

Slang is slang

 

[DrunkleJon]

Slang is slang

So do you "Google" things instead of searching for them? Or ask for a "Kleenex" when any facial tissue would work? Ain't has been around far longer. It is not necessarily accepted as being the proper way to say 'am not', but sometimes you ain't gonna do it and saying am not just does not cut it.

 

[Beergnomes]

So do you "Google" things instead of searching for them? Or ask for a "Kleenex" when any facial tissue would work? Ain't has been around far longer. It is not necessarily accepted as being the proper way to say 'am not', but sometimes you ain't gonna do it and saying am not just does not cut it.

Lol my Dad slapped for bad grammar, so no. I do not say ain't. Ain't is the gateway slang to cain't and thar. <grin>

 

[DrunkleJon]

Lol my Dad slapped for bad grammar, so no. I do not say ain't. Ain't is the gateway slang to cain't and thar. <grin>

Ya gots a point thar. Started usin redneck slang years ago and it started sticking. Pops up unintentionallike nowadays

 

[flars]

BTW Sent from my xxxxxxx xxxx xxxxx xxxxx using xxxxxx xxxx xxxx

 

[Beergnomes]

Hmmm can you imagine if JD Salinger just substituted "ain't" throughout Catcher in the Rye narratives?

 

[jonmohno]

Your smart phone will do that. And you should because those people deserve it.

Well yeah I just got one after having my ancient lg env2 for years since it came out. I can barely navigate my moto x right now yet. Think I may make it my ringtone to annoy myself more. Ill be " I know. riiight?-ing " all day now. All through the stores and everything.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"is not" when used in place of "ain't"

 

[drainbamage]

"Excuse you."

I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way. "Excuse me" is polite; "excuse you" is just a passive-aggressive way of saying "get the F out of my way."

 

[Billy-Klubb]

"Excuse you."

I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way. "Excuse me" is polite; "excuse you" is just a passive-aggressive way of saying "get the F out of my way."

a few of my favorite responses to that one are, "Flocc yo mama!", "Go suck my grandma's d**k.", and "I swear you don't get the flocc out of my way, I'll fist flocc your throat."

 

[Zuljin]

Any food supposedly so good you'll "slap yo moma". Why would I slap my mom? For one, it's rude. For two, it's domestic violence. For three, it'd probably get me shot. And aside from all that, why should a pleasurable dining experience provoke such rage? I don't get it. I ain't slapping my moma. Nor my mama. Nor my ma'ma.

You know what? This is the one. I hate "slap yo moma" even more than "perception is reality".

 

[HoppyDaze]

"Passive aggressive"

 

[reinstone]

Any food supposedly so good you'll "slap yo moma". Why would I slap my mom? For one, it's rude. For two, it's domestic violence. For three, it'd probably get me shot. And aside from all that, why should a pleasurable dining experience provoke such rage? I don't get it. I ain't slapping my moma. Nor my mama. Nor my ma'ma.

You know what? This is the one. I hate "slap yo moma" even more than "perception is reality".

Hate that too!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

empty. as in: empty can, empty bottle, empty glass, empty keg, empty carboy...

 

[mcbaumannerb]

empty. As in: Empty can, empty bottle, empty glass, empty keg, empty carboy, empty keezer...

ftfy

 

[Billy-Klubb]

ftfy

problem is that it is empty until I build it.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

ruminate
requested
bequeathed
fissure
aspartame
protracted
reactive
squirrel
bovine

 

[mcbaumannerb]

ruminate
requested
bequeathed
fissure
aspartame
protracted
reactive
squirrel
bovine

You forgot Dar's fave: effervescent.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

You forgot Dar's fave: effervescent.

I find that one amusing in the right setting.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Teh

The misspelled version of the word 'the' that people use when textingtyping/what have you. For some reason people refuse to correct it when they misspell it.

 

[MaxStout]

Teh

The misspelled version of the word 'the' that people use when textingtyping/what have you. For some reason people refuse to correct it when they misspell it.

Add to that all the lolcat-speak.
"I can haz...?"
"I are serious cat, this are serious thread"
"I'm in yer____"
"Oh, hai there"


But Ceiling Cat is still kind of OK.