Wife sabotaged beers

[GuldTuborg]

As a Dane, I only eat meatballs if made from 100% ground Swede. Anything else isn't worth my time.

 

[HumulusHead]

Is anybody else wondering if this guy is alive????


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[JonM]

What's this about Swedes and cooking?



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[soccerdad]

Is anybody else wondering if this guy is alive?

The OP?? No way! He's dead. Castration gone bad ... he bled out.

 

[troy2000]

As a Dane, I only eat meatballs if made from 100% ground Swede. Anything else isn't worth my time.

What? No Finn soup?

 

[chocotaco]

What's this about Swedes and cooking?
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Swedish Chef's homebrew recipe for his blue-ribbon IPA:

Bork:
67% Bork
20% Derk
10% Borka derk
3% Derka

Derk:
60m 10 IBU Borkoo
30m 20 IBU Borker burr
10m 10 IBU Derka borka
10m 10 IBU Bork borka
5m 10 IBU Borka borkerr durr
Bork:
1 oz Borka bork borker durrka 20m
1 oz Borkaaaa bork bork? 20m

Derr bork:
1 oz Borkaaaa
2 oz Bork borka bork
3 oz Gobbla Gobbla humungoo!

Bork:
64F borka berg 2 borkilly derk

Derka bork:
Borka derk derrtiboor borkity kerr ka boritkul borrt.

Note: In order to import this recipe into BeerSmith, you must download the Swedish Muppet Language Pack.

 

[HumulusHead]

The OP?? No way! He's dead. Castration gone bad ... he bled out.

Castration gone bad?!?!

Versus one going well???? Ha


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[sputnam]

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death didn't cross my mind but I was wondering what has happened to him...he has really missed out on some good advice - NOT.

it appears that he has a very sporadic posting habit. A post here then wait a couple months then another wait a few weeks. He's liable to pop up and tell us how good his dandelion beer is

 

[Schlenkerla]

Yeah. Maybe triple hopped IPA with poison sumac, poison oak, and dry hopped with some poison ivy.

Best IPA Eva.... all swollen up and splotchy faced, and itching like a mofo.

 

[HumulusHead]

Itchy livers are the worst!


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[Schlenkerla]

Itchy livers are the worst!


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My liver is feeling ticklish. I wonder if somebody put chicken feathers in my beer.....

 

[HumulusHead]

Are you alive????




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[beersk]

Are you alive????




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Given that his last account activity was June 1st, I doubt it...
His wife must've stabbed him in his sleep.

 

[opiate82]

No, she obviously poisoned his beer. Poison is a woman's weapon.

 

[Schlenkerla]

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Revived thread from the dead. He was alive roughly a year ago. He posted about cider on 10/29/14

Was on the road for about three hours this evening....I thought about this thread after the jerk tailgating me passed me on the left. I was thinking it would be nice to shove a few titleist's out my sun roof...... Give him some Mario Cart action....

... and feeding my obssession for revenge.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waDJyP7B5mU[/ame]

 

[spunxter]

Well, at least she didn't drop her tampon in it........

Lmao "bloody sunday ipa"


On another note, if the op is still around , buy her some flowers, take her out, make some whoopie, forget about it.