Why the UK is better than the US

[Orfy]

Annual.

I do not subscribe.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

is it a lifetime license?

If you only have one year to live, then yes.

 

[mordantly]

Neither Do we and so is ours.

You guys need to know a little more.

really? i thought everybody switched to euro when all the borders when off like a fart in the wind.

 

[FireNightFly]

Naw, the Queen gave the big finger to rest of europe.

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

The average woman in the UK is at least a D-cup

 

[Obelisk]

From John Cleese during Bill Clinton's years:

Top 3 reasons why England is better than the USA:

1) We speak English
2) When we hold a World Championship, we invite other countries
3) When meeting a head of State, you only have to get down on one knee....

 

[Pappers_]

If Orfy and LGI are from there, it must be a pretty great place

 

[Pappers_]

Top 3 reasons why England is better than the USA:

2) When we hold a World Championship, we invite other countries

That, friends, is comedy gold - funny and true

 

[Airborneguy]

Two words: Real Ale

 

[FireNightFly]

Why do we Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

 

[Shooter]

The reason why Portland is a better beer city than San Diego is due to the mildew...I think...or maybe it's....uh...I'm somehow beginning to think that I've posted this in the wrong "VS" thread.

No more beer for me tonight!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

The average woman in the UK is at least a D-cup

I'd REALLY like to see the research/survey(s) on these numbers, not that I disbelieve you, I'd just like to know where the biggest concentrations of busty women are so I can plan my vacations accordingly.
Regards, GF.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'd REALLY like to see the research/survey(s) on these numbers, not that I disbelieve you, I'd just like to know where the biggest concentrations of busty women are so I can plan my vacations accordingly.
Regards, GF.

It would seem that you want to vacation in Liverpool . My hometown is on this list too. Apparently I am only a B cup.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ra-size-34E--A-cup-Birmingham-falls-flat.html

 

[JimE]

Dentistry, that's why the UK is better....

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dentistry, that's why the UK is better....

Dentistry -1 for UK
Weather -1 For UK

Obesity -1 for US
IQ (2 points lower) -1 for US

Now, the real question, which is best? :- Gummy and pasty Vs. Fat and stupid? I think I'll go to ancestry.com and try to find some Chinese relatives!!

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Curling obv.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

It would seem that you want to vacation in Liverpool . My hometown is on this list too. Apparently I am only a B cup.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ra-size-34E--A-cup-Birmingham-falls-flat.html

Since making that post I keep getting this banner ad at the top of my page. Thanks google!!

Edit For the google ad bots:- Angelina. upskirt. Jello. Mudwrestling. Sheep. Attractive.

 

[Orfy]

Since making that post I keep getting this banner ad at the top of my page. Thanks google!!

Edit For the google ad bots:- Angelina. upskirt. Jello. Mudwrestling. Sheep. Attractive.

Lets see if it works for me

 

[tony4444]

I'm surprised no one's brought up writers.

UK +1000 for J.R.R. Tolkien!

(Although Shakespeare is really better in the original Klingon)

 

[Jim Karr]

Have you got anything without Spam?

 

[Orfy]

Have you got anything without Spam?

Never ate the stufff. I spend too much time on here deleting it!

 

[lurker18]

Ask Joe Theisman this question....

Joe didn't break his femur.

 

[Zul'jin]

Well, I posted in the other thread, so to be fair:

-Music: Beatles, the Who, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Isle of Wight festival, etc etc
-Cars: I swear to god when the hell are we gonna get the Ford Focus RS?!
-No Texas/California: though I assume you have your own versions
-High gas prices: as soon as gas prices go up, SUV sales go down, and that makes me happy

In the pit with you. Go on. Just kick yourself in. It's going to happen anyway.

 

[Orfy]

Gas.

Now hitting £1.15 a litre.
So it's now way over £5 a gallon or ~$8