Who would you go gay for?

[Homercidal]

I can't believe no one said brad Pitt he is a super hot dude.

Yeah, but who wants to go out and be "the other one"??

 

[CreamyGoodness]

The drummer of Foster the People. That dude is pretty like a girl is pretty.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I can't believe how far this thread has gone!!

We are either some pretty damned secure guys, or a bunch of faries......

Oh hell! I'd stickit to any one of you guys!!!! Brewers are the best!!!

(No not seriously, I imagine you all to be a bunch of hairy, sweaty, overweight, great people, but not anyone I want my junk near.)

 

[jeffersonjames]

Hmmm... depends. I think that's for an entirely different thread though, "Who would you be willing to doubleteam with another dude and let the balls touch, if that was the only way she'd allow it?"

I just spit my coffee out on my pc at work...that is pretty funny.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

I can't believe how far this thread has gone!!

We are either some pretty damned secure guys, or a bunch of faries......

Oh hell! I'd stickit to any one of you guys!!!! Brewers are the best!!!

(No not seriously, I imagine you all to be a bunch of hairy, sweaty, overweight, great people, but not anyone I want my junk near.)

Hairy? Sweaty? Overweight? Great?

Are you the one that has been peering in my window at night? Kinda scary that you gave such an accurate description of me...

 

[headbanger]

Hairy? Sweaty? Overweight? Great?

Are you the one that has been peering in my window at night? Kinda scary that you gave such an accurate description of me...

Nope, sorry but that was me.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Nope, sorry but that was me.

You must have really liked what you saw because you keep coming back every night to see more.

All you gotta do is knock big boy and I'll let you in. *said with a lisp and limp wrist*

 

[cheezydemon3]

Hairy? Sweaty? Overweight? Great?

Are you the one that has been peering in my window at night? Kinda scary that you gave such an accurate description of me...

Yeah, lol, NO.

Headbanger gave me the description while we were banging last week.

 

[KayaBrew]

I don't think this has been brought up yet, but what if you already are gay?

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I don't think this has been brought up yet, but what if you already are gay?

Fair question... who would you go straight for in that case?

A lesbian friend of mine told me it was me once, when we had too much to drink. One of the nicest compliments I have ever received.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

A lesbian friend of mine told me it was me once, when we had too much to drink. One of the nicest compliments I have ever received.

You have clearly not received a lot of compliments in your lifetime.

 

[cheezydemon3]

You have clearly not received a lot of compliments in your lifetime.

WHAT????? Turning on the *****? God knows I have hit on a few, only to be left burnt and bleeding.

 

[kh54s10]

I realize the intent of this thread... But still, no one.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I realize the intent of this thread... But still, no one.

I think it is mainly humor. The 5 guys I have banged since posting here were only banged because it seemed funny. I aint gay or nothin.

 

[headbanger]

I think it is mainly humor. The 5 guys I have banged since posting here were only banged because it seemed funny. I aint gay or nothin.

Well, I'd have to say the same but it was good for me too.

 

[MyNameIsPaul]

Well, I can tell you who it wouldn't be....kanye west. He never lets anyone finish!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Zing!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Only thing I can think of grosser than banging Kanye is that story about the corpse inthe hotel water reservoire.....

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/21/us/california-hotel-water-corpse/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Only thing I can think of grosser than banging Kanye is that story about the corpse inthe hotel water reservoire.....

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/21/us/california-hotel-water-corpse/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews

Someone needs to tell those Canadians that the hotel water reservoir is not as swimming pool

 

[cheezydemon3]

Someone needs to tell those Canadians that the hotel water reservoir is not as swimming pool

Guess I know where to dump a body if I decide to *EDIT*

Really not funny. Sorry!

The part where guests of the hotel tell of black water coming out of the shower for a few seconds before it ran clear nearly made me sick.

Yes, I might actually rather boop a clean guy than step into that shower or brush my teeth with de-composing canadian water.......or I might just kill myself..........*shudders* Nah, nothing tightly shut eyes and a clean shower afterwards couldn't fix (water of about 180F should fix either situation).....or at least help.

I hope they catch the effer.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

Guess I know where to dump a body if I decide to *EDIT*

Really not funny. Sorry!

The part where guests of the hotel tell of black water coming out of the shower for a few seconds before it ran clear nearly made me sick.

Yes, I might actually rather boop a clean guy than step into that shower or brush my teeth with de-composing canadian water.......or I might just kill myself..........*shudders* Nah, nothing tightly shut eyes and a clean shower afterwards couldn't fix (water of about 180F should fix either situation).....or at least help.

I hope they catch the effer.

Shouldn't be a hard case to solve. Just find the husband.

 

[Bedlam]

You know, I've been following this thread for a few days and it really has me thinking. I've tried very hard to consider it seriously and come up with an honest answer, but it is much harder than you might think.

I like guys. (I'm a chick, for those of you who keep forgetting. ) I like male equipment. A lot. A whole damn lot!

I have a hard time envisioning myself enjoying a fish taco. But, at the same time, I've always considered myself an open and unprejudiced person...sporting the "coexist" sticker on my motorcycle, no less. This thought exercise has had me thinking a great deal more than the average thread. I'll continue to work on it. That, in itself, is enjoyable.

 

[headbanger]

You know, I've been following this thread for a few days and it really has me thinking. I've tried very hard to consider it seriously and come up with an honest answer, but it is much harder than you might think.

I like guys. (I'm a chick, for those of you who keep forgetting. ) I like male equipment. A lot. A whole damn lot!

I have a hard time envisioning myself enjoying a fish taco. But, at the same time, I've always considered myself an open and unprejudiced person...sporting the "coexist" sticker on my motorcycle, no less. This thought exercise has had me thinking a great deal more than the average thread. I'll continue to work on it. That, in itself, is enjoyable.

EDIT - though this was initially meant to be a joke I have realized that it may have been a bit out of line, or at least taken that way so I decided to take it down.

Jill, please accept my apologies if my original post offended you or made you feel uncomfortable in any way.

 

[Bedlam]

I think I might have just fallen in love with you. That kind of sucks since I really love my wife and all but I'm still on the fence right now so please keep talking like that.

My advice? Hold out for a while and see how my Brew Shed build goes before you commit. ( https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f51/bedlams-brew-shed-build-377417/)

 

[passedpawn]

This thread got INFINATELY more interesting just now.

 

[cheezydemon3]

This thread got INFINATELY more interesting just now.

I now see the true meaning of your under name saying....

Assail HIM.....IMPALE HIM.......(ooooh!) WITH.........monster truck force.

 

[OrdinaryAvgGuy]

You know, I've been following this thread for a few days and it really has me thinking. I've tried very hard to consider it seriously and come up with an honest answer, but it is much harder than you might think.

I like guys. (I'm a chick, for those of you who keep forgetting. ) I like male equipment. A lot. A whole damn lot!

I have a hard time envisioning myself enjoying a fish taco. But, at the same time, I've always considered myself an open and unprejudiced person...sporting the "coexist" sticker on my motorcycle, no less. This thought exercise has had me thinking a great deal more than the average thread. I'll continue to work on it. That, in itself, is enjoyable.

Oh baby. Keep talking. I'm almost done. http://www.3danvil.com/emoticons/*******.gif

 

[chumpsteak]

Wow....greasy.

 

[day_trippr]

Don't ya just love an over-share in a thread like this?

Cheers!

 

[headbanger]

My advice? Hold out for a while and see how my Brew Shed build goes before you commit. ( https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f51/bedlams-brew-shed-build-377417/)

EDIT - see previous post.