Who is this guy I was talking to?

[charger]

Have you been practicing you speech-to-text lately Mell?

 

[Jayjay1976]

Hey mell, how are the sales figures for your flagship beer, the strawberry cupcake porta-potty porter? I ran into kaeto yesterday at ihop, he said the documentary about your brewery airs tonight. He said he got the lead role, playing you. I thought he had your North Dakota accent just right but the weird smell still needs work.

 

[ismellweird]

Hey mell, how are the sales figures for your flagship beer, the strawberry cupcake porta-potty porter? I ran into kaeto yesterday at ihop, he said the documentary about your brewery airs tonight. He said he got the lead role, playing you. I thought he had your North Dakota accent just right but the weird smell still needs work.

Hi All, it's been an unusually busy few months. Since we last spoke I had a buddy convince me to sell one of the unused equipment and I invested it in cryptocurrency and made something odd, like 10,000% return, I think. Sometimes the poor get richer, but I'm not rich yet. We've done so mucxh work on the brewery and although the licensing isn't moving quickly we're in a wait and see mode. Just perfecting recipes in the meantime. Wow, so many of them. It's nice to see you all commenting on my thread. It always gives me a laugh when there is silence and everyone starts up on their troll talk again. I hope you've all had a nice holiday and I look forward to more lively conversation here.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Since we last spoke I had a buddy convince me to sell one of the unused equipment and I invested it in cryptocurrency and made something odd, like 10,000% return, I think.

10,000% return, eh? A bird in the hand....

Hey, what's that weird smell? Anyone else smell that? I smell another batch of your flagship porta-potty-porter brewin'. Put me down for a Firken, this $hit is smooooth.

Sometimes the poor get richer, but I'm not rich yet.

I hear ya, brother.

We've done so mucxh work on the brewery and although the licensing isn't moving quickly we're in a wait and see mode.

You know the rules... Pics or it didn't happen.

Just perfecting recipes in the meantime. Wow, so many of them.

Recipes? Care to share any details? You're not brewing with hops, are you? That's so last weekend.

It's nice to see you all commenting on my thread. It always gives me a laugh when there is silence and everyone starts up on their troll talk again.

At your service, my liege.

I hope you've all had a nice holiday....

Indeed, I made the most of president's day by sipping a few dozen homebrews in my underpants while staring feverishly at a jigsaw puzzle of Mount Rushmore. Try as I might, I just couldn't make that heap of puzzle pieces assemble themselves, though I did manage to pop a blood vessel in one eye.

...and I look forward to more lively conversation here.

I think we all are!

 

[lschiavo]

Thank God! An update. I was starting to worry.

@ismellweird, So nice to hear everything is going so well. Please do share the pictures of your progress!

 

[firerat]

WTF did I just read....

 

[lschiavo]

WTF did I just read....

No turning back now.

 

[user 246304]

No turning back now.

Turn back now. In the name of all that is sacred, turn back now.

 

[grampamark]

It's alive!

 

[firerat]

Good God what have I done!!!

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[Zimm9]

I suddenly have a craving for cupcakes and beer...and they must be consumed in an outhouse.

 

[Jayjay1976]

I suddenly have a craving for cupcakes and beer...and they must be consumed in an outhouse.

I wish I could love this comment. I'll settle for a like.

 

[Zimm9]

I wish I could love this comment. I'll settle for a like.

Back atcha!

 

[lschiavo]

C'mon, we've all sat on the $hitter with a beer in one hand and a cupcake in the other. Possessing the genius to turn it into a recipe... That's what we were lacking.

 

[Jayjay1976]

C'mon, we've all sat on the $hitter with a beer in one hand and a cupcake in the other. Possessing the genius to turn it into a recipe... That's what we were lacking.

Cupcake, yeah, that's what I call it. Lol.
A recipe for butterknuckles, sure!

 

[GHBWNY]

Just wait until Alzheimer Busch buys the rights to that Gary_Oak-Aged Crypto-Cupcake Drywall Porter recipe and then we'll ALL be sorry!

 

[MaxStout]

Just wait until Alzheimer Busch buys the rights to that Gary_Oak-Aged Crypto-Cupcake Drywall Porter recipe and then we'll ALL be sorry!

Nah, it'll be in the next Sam Adams variety pack. I'll be sure to drink that one first. Then the next 11 will be uphill from there.

 

[grampamark]

Just wait until Alzheimer Busch buys the rights to that Gary_Oak-Aged Crypto-Cupcake Drywall Porter recipe and then we'll ALL be sorry!

That brew needs a shorter name. How about "Kato Kupcake"?

 

[GHBWNY]

How about "Kato Kupcake"?

...or KupKake?

BTW, speaking of plays on words... in an above post I jokingly referred to one of the big beer conglomerates as "Alzheimer Busch". It wasn't meant to make fun of the debilitating condition of Alzheimer's Disease; that is anything but funny and I have witnessed the devastating effects of that terrible disease in my own family. My sincerest apologies to anyone who read that and may have been offended by my very lame and unthinking attempt at a play on words.

 

[radwizard]

Wow. I just stumbled upon this gem. I recall reading the "poop in the kettle" thread, I think I may have commented on it- or mentioned it in one of fredthecat's masterpieces.

I'm pretty sure Stinky Mel and Fred the Cat are different people. FTC was opening some sorta something-or-other as well. These dudes really need to get together!

 

[Jayjay1976]

These dudes really need to get together!

Interesting idea, though I fear that if they occupy the same thread it might cause a quantum singularity that could destroy the entire forum!

 

[MaxStout]

Interesting idea, though I fear that if they occupy the same thread it might cause a quantum singularity that could destroy the entire forum!

Worse than dividing by zero. Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria, etc.

 

[ismellweird]

Yes comma I can start a new thread. Thanks Mario.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Yes comma I can start a new thread. Thanks Mario.

OMG exclamation I'm so looking forward to your next thread period
sincerely comma everyone

 

[Br3w4u]

Is it I smell weird or is mell weird question mark

 

[Br3w4u]

I think this thread is actually an advertisement for bitcoin.

 

[ismellweird]

I think this thread is actually an advertisement for bitcoin.

Well as it turns out if you don’t sell, you don’t make any money! Turns out, we never sold our coins and I just checked the prices a few days ago and he hears any of those points my buddy by four we are now very very down. But I guess you don’t gain or lose. And to answer your other question yes that Joe has been made many times. It’s the name of my brewery but not smell it’s Mell weird.

 

[jcav]

OMG exclamation I'm so looking forward to your next thread period
sincerely comma everyone

That's hilarious!

 

[JDXX1971]

Well **** comma question mark exclamation point

 

[Inkleg]

That's hilarious exclamation point

ftfy