Where's the video of the guy who sanitizes inside his gloves?

[bob1852]

It may have already been pointed out in this thread (TLDR), but you mean where he puts very poorly sprays about a tenth of one surface of the foil, then puts that partially sanitized side out rather than in on the jug?

And then sprays the sh!t of the outside after he puts it on.

 

[rhamilton]

FML can't stop watching......

He reminds me of Gale from Breaking Bad.

 

[aubiecat]

FML can't stop watching......

He reminds me of Gale from Breaking Bad.

All we needed was the weird music and it would have been perfect.

 

[beerloaf]

I learned all my sanitation techniques from him.....I did learn that my beer was great due to having awesome lacing and head retention, even though I had to dump the entire batch because it tasted like horse urine. But I think that was still my bestest batch ever! I love this guy. He is the Yoda of homebrewing.

beerloaf

 

[fnord]

FML can't stop watching......

He reminds me of Gale from Breaking Bad.

FML, I bottled a saison last night and I couldn't stop saying "more starsan" in that crazy voice. MOAR STARSAN!

 

[Beerrific]

This guy is either a psycho or he's putting us on. I think it's the second one.

Um, I am pretty sure it is not an act....

 

[Frankiesurf]

While watching this guy I find it impossible to not constantly say "shut the f@$% up!" while hoping his entire house gets infected by some nasty bacteria.

I sneezed in my first batch (during boil) and had one batch that had a bit of dog hair find its way in (fell out in the trub). I would give this guy a heart attack.

 

[emjay]

All we needed was the weird music and it would have been perfect.

Major Tom is weird music???

 

[onthekeg]

Guys, I am pretty sure he died of an anxiety attack long ago.

 

[user 98891]

In Chris Whites Yeast book he talks about having a open flame near your work station to create an upward draft of hot air which will propel any contaminants upward with it away from your work. So instead of Starsan misting you could just light a hundred candles around your carboys while you rack....

That would actually make a pretty cool picture now that I think about it...with a long lab coat on....looking crazy in the dim light....eventually bursting into flames....

I only brew by candlelight. It's sexy that way.

 

[dover157]

Wow, I could have gone my whole live without seeing that.... I did laugh when he was so carefull to make sure no dust could get into the carboy with the pierced foil and all, then pumped it into an open top plastic pitcher . Now I want to brew a batch without sanitizing anything and post the video just to give this guy a stroke.

 

[bob1852]

Wow, I could have gone my whole live without seeing that.... I did laugh when he was so carefull to make sure no dust could get into the carboy with the pierced foil and all, then pumped it into an open top plastic pitcher . Now I want to brew a batch without sanitizing anything and post the video just to give this guy a stroke.

I think he was decanting his yeast starter. I think.

 

[Breck09]

I think he mentioned at one point that his wife was out at the time he was recording. Up to that point I thought he lived in his mothers basement, but anyway he claims to be married. Can you imagine what she is like? Perhaps she wasn't home because she was fighting alongside the Medal of Honor winning robot created by Hugh Jackman. Good to know Vlad Putin frequents the MacDonalds on the space station. Their fries are out of this world.

In one of his videos his "wife" does make an appearance. She was prettier than I expected. Not my type but it proves that there is someone for everyone.

 

[Yesfan]

The one where he's in the Dominican Republic getting all giddy over pouring a Brahma into a pint glass is good.

That is, if you consider him going on and on and on about head retention and lacing as if he just experienced his first orgasm while watching a low budget porn flick from the 80s as "good", then yeah....I guess. The guy's definitely nuttier than squirrel turds, that's for sure.

 

[Markd27]

Come on guys.... Come on guys.... Guys... Come on.....


Guys...

 

[Darwin18]

Isn't this the same guy who posted all those argumentative videos about the Cooper's fermentors? I think he was angry because his air lock wasn't bubbling due to a design issue on the Cooper fermentor?

 

[VTDuffman]

Thanks for sharing this. I missed it the first time around. This is...just amazing.

I am equal parts amused and horrified by this psychopath.

 

[jerryteague]

WOW..... I'm speechless! This guy is 100% batsh!t crazy! He reminds me of Eugene Levy, but crazier.

 

[Hammy71]

I watched 3 minutes of the yeast starter one (all I could take). Sooner (OP), I want my 3 minutes back. What an annoying person.

 

[onthekeg]

I watched 3 minutes of the yeast starter one (all I could take). Sooner (OP), I want my 3 minutes back. What an annoying person.

Think of what you learned in those 3 minutes! No comprende' on the minutes back. You are older and wiser!

 

[chessking]

In one of his videos his "wife" does make an appearance. She was prettier than I expected. Not my type but it proves that there is someone for everyone.

I guess that "someone for everyone" part is true. I had a guy tell me, after learning I was married, "Well, if she's not blind. She must be stupid". Of course she is neither, I just got her to the alter before she got wise to my act.

 

[Yesfan]

I guess that "someone for everyone" part is true. I had a guy tell me, after learning I was married, "Well, if she's not blind. She must be stupid". Of course she is neither, I just got her to the alter before she got wise to my act.

I may be misreading your post, but that's a pretty ****ty thing to say to someone. I hope that guy wasn't a complete stranger.

 

[chessking]

I may be misreading your post, but that's a pretty ****ty thing to say to someone. I hope that guy wasn't a complete stranger.

He has gone on to be one of my best friends. It was more of a comment on me. She is a lovely proper English lady, and I'm a big soup sandwich looking outspoken American, who don't mind getting some on him. I got hair in strange places, I dig the three stooges, and think about beer all the time. It was actually quite a humorous moment.

 

[Boardndave]

This guy scares me. Who puts a laugh track behind themselves when alone? If Jeffrey Dahmer had access to iMovie, he would likely do something similar to this video.

 

[unionrdr]

^^^I can just see that one. A canibal version of bbq pit boys...

 

[jhoyda]

After watching the yeast starter video I wouldn't have been surprised if I saw something like this:

"Five days prior to brewing begin Star San protocol. Consume 3 ounces of Star San three times a day along with 8 ounces of water. This will ensure that all body fluids have been properly sanitized."

Too much?

 

[unionrdr]

Maybe..just a little....

 

[Oaney]

What we have here is we have dry malt extract, and what we're gunna do is were gunna hydrate this dry malt extract, ok? So, what we're gunna do is we're gunna heat up some water, and were gunna stir this in, ok? We're gunna make sure there's no clumps and what were gunna do is were gunna stir it, ok?

 

[Darwin18]

Rise necro thread, rise!!!!

 

[Espresso]

First I heard of him, I wonder how his penis enlargement business is going?