Where's the Correlation?

[IXVolt]

So I searched for some kindle books this afternoon.

I searched for "brewing"

and this was one of the results!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005GMQPUG/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

 

[Revvy]

those teenaged pussies, all have yeast infections.

 

[IXVolt]

Aaah, there ya go. Thanks Revvy

 

[Revvy]

Actually I found the answer scrolling down....

"Teenaged Pussies From Outer Space: A Love Story" is about love and marriage, death and immortality, obscenity and humor, beer and brewing and the three cutest little space invaders since E.T.

Though I like my answer better.

 

[Revvy]

This gets even better the further I scroll.

First encounter doesn't go so great, follow that with a conspiracy, some beer brewing, a very long road trip, a ***** of a yeast infection and vulva shaped aliens and you have a winner.

 

[IXVolt]

HAHAHA, it DOES have brewing in there AND the yeast infection!!!

OMG

 

[Revvy]

I bit the bullet and downloaded it.

 

[Revvy]

I want you to know, I've resisted this whole reading books that don't actually have pages and aren't made out of paper thing til this moment. It took something that was FREE and mentioned two of my favorite things, pu***y and beer brewing to pop my electronic reader cherry. If I get migranes or something it's on you volty.

 

[buffalobrewer]

great, here come the yeast infection ads. Guess I could turn them off, but I figure tx could use the ad $.

 

[IXVolt]

Haha glad to help Revvy. Never too old for a First...

 

[Zuljin]

Brew beer. Offer it to underage aliens. Get the poon tang.

 

[Homercidal]

You had me at teenage Pu$$ies!

This actually sounds like a fun little diversion of a book. I might grab it after I'm done reading The Wheel of Time. I'm currently on book 5 of 14 I think... (I lost count).

 

[IXVolt]

Hey Revvy, does it have illistrations or is it all jus dem werds?!

 

[CannibalAJ]

Downloaded onto the Kindle. When I'm done with The Strain trilogy I will use it to pass the time on the airplane and in the airport

 

[IXVolt]

LoL, nice Cannibal.


I bet Revvy has already started writing a review on the book for Amazon, outlining inconsistencies, false pretenses and misrepresented biological diagrams.