where am i?

[Bedlam]

Holy cow. I'm in the wilds of Arkanssas. On my way to Little Rock after celebrating a beautiful Chrisytmas ewith my family. Which means, of course, thsat I'm fairly lit. Obviously, that's the only way to handle the holiday in my famiy. That and, of course, a few bottles on the road as the flooded fields of Arkansas roll past the passenger window.

Howd I get here?? How'd I get to the point where I am looking forward to a chinese buffet in little rock? Because, of course, my husband being Jewish, it is a requirement that he have Chinese food on the day of Our Lord's birth. Don't ask me why...it just is.

Like any activity surrounding the holidays, four Magic Hats help.

Considerably.

Christmas and arkansaswith a Jewish husband. And I'm drinking on I-40 as he drives. I'm. So going to hell for this. Help me, Revvy! But not too much help! 'Cause I'm having a good time.

Maybe I should ask for Revvy's blessing instead.

 

[arturo7]

Beds, I think you've got the next C&W hit single!


Play along at home. Just a simple I, IV, V, in 3/4 time.
Each chord is in the ( ), each ( ) gets 3 beats
Medium-slow, cryin'-in-yer-beer kinda thing



(C)Christmas and (C)arkansas with a (F)Jeeeeeeewish (C)husband.
(C)And I'm drinking on (C)I-40 as he (G)driiiiiiiiiiiives.(G)
(C)I'm. So going to (C)hell for this. (F)Heeeeeeeeeelp me, (C)Revvy!
(G)But not too much (G)help! 'Cause I'm (F)having a good (C)time.



Yee haw!

 

[EvilTOJ]

I'm prosting this thread for awesomeness, you should too.

 

[DeathBrewer]

One of my roommates is jewish and he had his parents over for chinese on x-mas day. Weird.

 

[Mountainbeers]

I know a few jewish people and every single one of them has chinese and goes to see a movie on x-mas. They told me it was because they always have the day off work and these are the only places that are open on x-mas day.

 

[arturo7]

Fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra

 

[bubbachunk]

I know a few jewish people and every single one of them has chinese and goes to see a movie on x-mas. They told me it was because they always have the day off work and these are the only places that are open on x-mas day.

Exactly right. For us jews chinese food and a movie on Christmas day is as much tradition as a honey baked ham or turkey for those who celebrate.

 

[HI_SALENITY]

Now that x-mas is over and your in Arkansas go to Eureka springs !
Great little town.

 

[Bedlam]

Dude, I sooooo got outta Arkansas.
As the Gourds once said:

Married my cousin up in Arkansas,
married two more when I got to Utah

Am now in Fort Worth, in a hotel room, waiting on...you guessed it...an order of Chinese food.

I **** you not.

 

[greeneyed]

Dude, I sooooo got outta Arkansas.
As the Gourds once said:

Married my cousin up in Arkansas,
married two more when I got to Utah

Am now in Fort Worth, in a hotel room, waiting on...you guessed it...an order of Chinese food.

I **** you not.

Need to hit up the Flying Saucer

 

[Bedlam]

I love the Saucer, but it just won't work out for us tonight. Just can't beat that place!

We did try out a new brew place called BJ's for lunch, though. Nice place, and decent brew, too. I had their Belgian style brew and it was mighty tasty.

Hell, anything beats Brinkley, Arkansas.

 

[dunnright00]

I know a few jewish people and every single one of them has chinese and goes to see a movie on x-mas. They told me it was because they always have the day off work and these are the only places that are open on x-mas day.

Interesting... We always just shop the day before and go to the mountains for a hike/picnic.