What's your REAL profession? (not engineer)

[H-ost]

I'm surprised to see my real profession listed, a Unicorn sperm donor. I swear I'm just doing it to pay for college and keep my species alive...

 

[cheezydemon3]

I'm surprised to see my real profession listed, a Unicorn sperm donor. I swear I'm just doing it to pay for college and keep my species alive...

I tried to be thorough! I think I got every REAL profession that there is.

(Hotdog hooker sounds made-up)

I even had room for one gag job, lol, the freaking Hobbit. Obviously they don't exist.

 

[IXVolt]

I even had room for one gag job, lol, the freaking Hobbit.

Was that a short joke?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well, ok short people and Hobbits do exist, but it's hardly a profession.

 

[solbes]

You have to guess! Here's my den.

So what are you? I see a lot of geeked out toys: 2 microscopes, an IR thermometer, a thermocouple w/ thermometer, a volt meter, an oscilliscope, a force gauge, a magnifying glass, and other geeky stuff.

 

[passedpawn]

So what are you? I see a lot of geeked out toys: 2 microscopes, an IR thermometer, a thermocouple w/ thermometer, a volt meter, an oscilliscope, a force gauge, a magnifying glass, and other geeky stuff.

electronics engineer. That's my REAL profession. I work in my PJs mostly. That "force gauge" is actually an oxygen sensor I'm was working on for a client couple of weeks ago. There's a whole new set of crap on that bench now (bluetooth keyboard I'm designing).

At least that's what I do when I'm not working on my stamp collection or brewing

 

[cheezydemon3]

electronics engineer. That's my REAL profession. I work in my PJs mostly. That "force gauge" is actually an oxygen sensor I'm was working on for a client couple of weeks ago. There's a whole new set of crap on that bench now (bluetooth keyboard I'm designing).

At least that's what I do when I'm not working on my stamp collection or brewing

Did you make it dark for the photo or is it really that dark?

 

[Hang Glider]

Did you make it dark for the photo or is it really that dark?

Evil Geniuses don't care for bright lights...

 

[cheezydemon3]

Evil Geniuses don't care for bright lights...

Especially the My little Pony evil geniuses.

 

[Pappers_]

I'm standing up, as tall as I can, for Hobbits who make a few extra greenbacks at the sperm bank. And tomorrow, we take over the world . . .

 

[passedpawn]

Did you make it dark for the photo or is it really that dark?

It's very dim, but the camera made it seem darker than it is. I need more lighting in the batcave... just a couple of low-wattage wall sconces now. I used to like it dim but my eyesight is getting worse by the day. Can't believe how fast that falls apart - ugh.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I look at a computer all day and I feel like my keen eyesight is deteriorating.

 

[IXVolt]

I look at a computer all day and I feel like my keen eyesight is deteriorating.

Dido.

I think a beer at work would help my focus...

 

[cheezydemon3]

trying to type without looking at the screen, lol.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Well, I guess EVIL GENIUS is the most prevalent profession on HBT and among brewers in general............lol